Blue Brazil Forever

It's his birthday tomorrow.

No, but she did jump over the MOOn' I'll get ma jaikit.

Did you tell him the old perv you'd been bad ?

|t's no there noo, it must have shiftit.

N***** gies me the boak. Maybe should be in the People you Dislike thread

I learned a long long time ago that when she says " I love it " you agree and "it " appears. I do have some red lines (very few ) which usually involve items from the catalogues enclosed with the daily papers. Shades of Billy Connolly there but returning some items can be a real pain in the arse.

You are never too auld to wear the Shirt.

No

I never thought I would ever see the words SNP members are racist Tories (that is around half of them). No wonder the SNP is a tremendous mess, even though Nicola said he didn't mean it. I note that the SNP Acting President/ CEO has not agreed with the First Minister.

I understand the results are due around 2 PM at Murrayfield.

There's a whole bunch of "gaits" on the new development coming into Kirkcaldy. Probably adds a few thousands to the cost of each house even though it doesn't make the area or the new houses more posh.

Kidney Stone while in Fiji. Like TxRover, I crawled out of the car and threw up.

HEAR, HEAR

I note the Beeb have rescinded the cancellation of the BBC Singers (cost £1.5 Million) following a protest signed by 140.000 people. If they want to save money, many have been suggesting they should cancel Gary Lineker (cost £1.4 Million) instead. I am confident any petition would easily obtain at least 140,000 signatures.

Sleekit ! Now there's a particularly Scottish word with various meanings.