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Melanius Mullarkey

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    It’s been waiting for this moment all it’s life.
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    Stewart Lee did most of the second half of his Dundee show last year with his breeks round his ankles. Good enough for me.
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    Thankfully both my parents are dead now so I don’t have to drive up there anymore. Apart to see if their house is still standing. Still for sale btw.
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    Lochee m8. Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggilf territory.
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    I’m not. I’m stuck at a fucking play park, no cans and it’s miserable as f**k. I’d rather still be at work.
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    Good luck m9.
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    I once shared a flat in Dundee with a boy from Derry and one from Strabane. Interesting times.
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    Possibly but Im sure the media agreed a few years back that it would be referred to as Derry/Londonderry in the interests of peace. The BBC were interchanging between Derry and Londonderry this morning like no fucks were given anyhow,
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    Fucking hell. Gerry Adams is magee. Huge if true.
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    Thought it was called Derry/Londonderry these days?
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    Wid, 26 f**king minutes on a Bank Holiday people. What is wrong with this place. It’s gone to shit, m8. I blame Ecksit.
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    ^^^^
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    The NaCl saturated lacrimal gland excretions here are tremendous tbf.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Yes she should be. Setting fire to homosexuals whether it be in my kitchen, on the steps of Hampden or sneakily in the bogs of a pub is no laughing matter.
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    Watch out for my missus as she’ll no doubt appear looking to light her latest fag.
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    Pep defending Pep. What a time to be alive.
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    FTFY
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    He was but he's back out again m8.
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    What are they?
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    Ah the Daisy Dukes. Pretty sure I still have a pair.
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    I usually save them for the lift tbf.
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