Melanius Mullarkey

This is a valid point. I think every new member should have a probationary period during which they need to read the Gold Forum then sit a test before they can enter the hallowed turf of Piss and Bovril. @Div make it so.

Nae tent this time?

Live at Hampden this weekend.

Horrible Orange c***s.

Used to love working in fruit and veg or the Deli counter. Probably the healthiest ive ever eaten in my puff. And definitely the cheapest.

I lived on free ruby grapes and wafer thin ham for all my Asda working life.

Its fine, i mean theyre all just in a big tube of each others farts. Nobody's going anywhere.

Aged well.

Aye but could he do it with Edinburgh City on a wet Wednesday night up at Montrose?

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/angus-mearns/4952043/british-gas-repeat-arbroath-bill-blunder/ After what seems a genuine error, Jim here runs to the Courier and they "intervene" to get him £300 compo. Another small error occurs and Jim heads to the CAB, receiving £30 compo this time. Lesson learnt. Get the papers involved if you want some proper compo.

Anyway a glorious Gazprom finale would be for Bayern to get into the final then get royally pumped by Dortmund thus awarding Harold Kane another runners up medal.

Fucking delicious. I’m going to go back and listen to this tomorrow morning during my mid morning dump.

Grealish is such a diving c**t

The sprinkled him on the Dens pitch last week to try and get the game on.

Fingers in the pints here? Right hand wiping hand?

How did you pick them up, and, indeed, set them down on the table?

What if Fielding is Turboshandy?

This c**t no postponed yet?

Shower of fucking DIck Turpins.

As if TescoAsdacunts will pay a blind bit of notice to that.

That is the glory hole.

Recruit some Indians into modern slavery.