Melanius Mullarkey
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Composer Philip Glass was in the Truman Show.
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10 minutes ago, Darren said:
Self-awareness doesn't seem to be a forte.
Aye saw that
was going to tweet back the episode from last night but couldn’t be arsed.
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13 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:
They've
Who?
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It’s shifting the final date that does it for me. They’re absolutely desperate for their Aguerrrooooooooo moment.
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10 hours ago, alta-pete said:
Has no-one else seen Flightplan?
No. Any good? Is it about a big tube of farts?
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Absolutely fucked it. Prem League games after the final, nae replays. Yeah we get it.
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6 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said:
McGinn going to lift both the Conference League and the Euro trophy.
Balance one on each ample arse cheek.
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f**k sake Europe.
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18 minutes ago, Bold Rover said:
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Taking the piss out of themselves now. Ticker along the bottom informing us Fiorentina scored about 5 mins ago and yet the presenter c**t and some tragically baldo called Dougie Critchley extolling the virtues of Plzen keeping it tight a 0-0 in extra time.
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Nae need for a tent then.
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6 minutes ago, alta-pete said:
Need to pass the Theory before you hit the Practical.
Exactly. A few oldies on here could be doing with a refresher.
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3 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:
You should check out the Gold section of this forum.
This is a valid point.
I think every new member should have a probationary period during which they need to read the Gold Forum then sit a test before they can enter the hallowed turf of Piss and Bovril.
@Div make it so.
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9 minutes ago, Molotov said:
Murrell reminds me of a bald Tam Cowan.
Jail the pair of them and gies peace!
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Nae tent this time?
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10 minutes ago, philpy said:
Are they touring again??
Live at Hampden this weekend.
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Horrible Orange c***s.
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1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said:
I won't lie, I've been guilty of a few faux pas during work in my time. Ones I'd be expected to be called up on had I been caught.
Used to love working in fruit and veg or the Deli counter. Probably the healthiest ive ever eaten in my puff.
And definitely the cheapest.
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12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:
Aye, a valid TTTTT, and theft is theft. The value should be irrelevant imo. Might seem trivial at first, but it's a slippery slope when one starts arguing that "theft is fine up to a certain level".
If tired (feasible on nightshift tbf) then it's more likely to have been poor judgement rather than a mistake (especially when you know exactly how the machines work). A reason in that instance, but not an excuse.
Harsh, I know.
ETA: a key underlying principle: what Sainsbury's would want to do to a caught shoplifter (putting the overstretched police thing aside)? I suspect it wouldn't be a mere slap on the wrist. It would be at least a store ban, and you need consistency.
I lived on free ruby grapes and wafer thin ham for all my Asda working life.
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16 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
In Home Alone, the adults all fly business class while the kids are back in, to use the American term, "coach". They justify this to themselves by saying that flying is an adventure for them anyway and it's not really remarked upon. Clearly, this is by far the least concerning incident of child neglect in that series of films but worth noting anyway.
Its fine, i mean theyre all just in a big tube of each others farts. Nobody's going anywhere.
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On 12/04/2024 at 14:14, Red Kite said:
For old-school Liverpool followers like me, the League title is the bread and butter. We may be more Sunblest than City's artisanal loaf, but plenty to play for.
Aged well.
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Aye but could he do it with Edinburgh City on a wet Wednesday night up at Montrose?
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https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/angus-mearns/4952043/british-gas-repeat-arbroath-bill-blunder/
After what seems a genuine error, Jim here runs to the Courier and they "intervene" to get him £300 compo.
Another small error occurs and Jim heads to the CAB, receiving £30 compo this time.
Lesson learnt. Get the papers involved if you want some proper compo.
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10 hours ago, Jives Miguel said:
Phil tunnel
Anyway a glorious Gazprom finale would be for Bayern to get into the final then get royally pumped by Dortmund thus awarding Harold Kane another runners up medal.
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Joey Barton
in The General Nonsense Forum
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What about sexy women police?