Melanius Mullarkey

Who the f**k was/is Iain?

But but but, the eyes of the world, m9.

Thankfully the times ive been to Prague were during the winter when these c***s were not around. FIrst time, Mrs Mullarkey went full Soviet era and booked in here for a few days.

The one time I hope the cup final up here is moved to the inconvenience of both sets of fans. 11.30 am kick off for me.

A struthter teuchter.

I can smell that place just by looking at it. On a par with Mr Trebus's place.

On the tiny shitey telly down the front?

Fire up the quattro.

Doubt even Pricey could have managed that.

Concur with the Phantom Menace. An abomination in the cinema. Best for me would have been Rocky IV when it came out. Was like being at the Drago fight with folk up our their seats shouting all sorts. Superb. I was about 15 at time and 3 of us had sneaked in a half bottle of smirnoff.

Happened at the Rangers end as well. Blatant.

They’re surrounded by fans who have spilled onto the area around the pitch. They haven’t gone “into the crowd”. Still, carry on and pretend Celtic are the victims. Against all odds again yesterday. Well done.

They’re not “in the crowd” you muppet.

No they didn’t.

Another fine afternoon for the “well actually” squad.

Fraudulent Bauldulant

Useless salt and sauce c***s

I’ll be in Shotts next week. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help.

Tilda Swinton Loyal

Who went “into the crowd”?

Who went “into the crowd”?

Lovely morning for the “well actually” brigade. Anyway onto todays match. If hearts don’t capitalise on the recent demise of Rangers* form then they should be shot with shit.

And then Clyde .