Melanius Mullarkey

You do realise this is all your fault.

Probably best to move away from Comic Sans tbf. Looks a bit amateurish.

Smell yer maw* *or da.

I doubt Sanchez will last until February tbf imho

Had to google that. Tweed Valley Trails Association or Tennessee Vetinary Technicians Association? Works either way tbf,

Did it start off like this?

There's a wasp in my office. A fucking wasp*. (not a Rangers* supporter)

I mind going through a phase of the missus playing white noise in the bedroom when she was going to sleep. Fucking hell, better that acid. I started hearing all sorts of weird shit in the background after about 10 minutes (eg symphonic music merged with napalm death). Need to get back on it.

FTFY

He'll no doubt get the "one" in the 1-6.

Wait. What?

This. Apart from mittens as I prefer gloves.

FTFY

Sexual chocolate.