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About Melanius Mullarkey

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  • Birthday 12/07/1972

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    A soulless barn
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    Aberdeen

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  1. We Welcome the Chase

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to Elixir's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter

    Can’t see that happening, no siree.

  2. Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to John Lambies Doos's topic in The Politics Forum

    I like how they’ve edited out the “ehhhhhh” the insufferable baldy twat seems to say after every word.

  3. Scotland Women to play friendly v USA

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to GordonS's topic in Tartan Army Ramblings

    Did this under 15 boys team thing actually happen? Heard it a few times now.

  4. Dundee Vs Hearts - 22/10/18

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to RossBFaeDundee's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter

    New manager bounce.

  5. Dundee Vs Hearts - 22/10/18

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to RossBFaeDundee's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter

    Did that penalty go out for a throw in?

  6. Dundee Vs Hearts - 22/10/18

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to RossBFaeDundee's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter

  7. Rangers vs Aberdeen - LC Semi

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to The_Kincardine's topic in Domestic Cup Football

    Rangers* to be cheated by a ref?

  8. Calling Cards of Morons

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to Highland Capital's topic in The General Nonsense Forum

    FTFY

  9. Sportsound Watch 14/15

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to ScotlandThomas's topic in Scottish Premiership General Chatter

    Jane Plough (pronounced Pluff).

  10. Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to well fan for life's topic in The General Nonsense Forum

    In the past two days I’ve had 3 meeting requests sent to me with a closing line of “And if you have to send apologies for not attending, please find a suitable replacement to come to the meeting on your behalf”. How about you learn to organise a fucking meeting at a time which the proper people can attend you useless fannies. And if you can’t, you find somebody else to go because I’m not wasting my time doing that for you. PS I met someone today who now has a double-barrelled surname because they recently got married. A bloke. Why?

  11. P&B Trained Killing Machines

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to banana's topic in The General Nonsense Forum

    It’s actually spelled Knockando.

  12. Hearts (League leaders) v Celtic (also rans)

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to Romeo's topic in Domestic Cup Football

  13. Hearts (League leaders) v Celtic (also rans)

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to Romeo's topic in Domestic Cup Football

    Fair play to the League Cup losers.

  14. Unfunny comedians

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to mikey mince's topic in The General Nonsense Forum

    I know, I know.

  15. Horrific club photos

    Melanius Mullarkey replied to Mark Corrigan's topic in The General Nonsense Forum

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