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Melanius Mullarkey

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    They’ve put man on the moon, cured small pox and produced sliced bread and yet this still made it off the design ideas board and into production.
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    Too woke IMO.
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    19th May
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    I think the worst part of that whole thing is the word "cankles".
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    Explain in football terms.
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    Soon we will see his bodyline in a grave.
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    The absolute state of that shiny dish faced pig fucking c**t Cameron earlier.
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    I mind walking into a “dog friendly pub/restaurant” in Bamburgh. Took one look at the clientele and the hairy seats and thought, f**k this.
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    The smell coming from Lossie.
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    I know I know. I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about me waking up in a cold sweat after seeing Threads etc as a child. Still, you bet I’ll be buying this.
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    You know what else is woke? Green milk.
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    You're arse will be fried before you know whats happening. Its fine.
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    Some evidence of this please, in pictorial form. Pics or YGW* (*youve gone woke)
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    Had the pleasure of meeting him at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
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    Dem commentator tones
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    The 3100km long Yukon River, only has 4 vehicle bridges.
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    Nigel Fucking Winterburn.
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    Up to you mate. Go for it I say. Enjoy yourself. It’s Sunday.
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    Lovely.
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    Meine fresse. Ich mache mir in die Hose.
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    It would appear Ryan Jack left early.
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