Melanius Mullarkey

I can smell that place just by looking at it. On a par with Mr Trebus's place.

On the tiny shitey telly down the front?

Fire up the quattro.

Doubt even Pricey could have managed that.

Concur with the Phantom Menace. An abomination in the cinema. Best for me would have been Rocky IV when it came out. Was like being at the Drago fight with folk up our their seats shouting all sorts. Superb. I was about 15 at time and 3 of us had sneaked in a half bottle of smirnoff.

Happened at the Rangers end as well. Blatant.

They’re surrounded by fans who have spilled onto the area around the pitch. They haven’t gone “into the crowd”. Still, carry on and pretend Celtic are the victims. Against all odds again yesterday. Well done.

They’re not “in the crowd” you muppet.

No they didn’t.

Another fine afternoon for the “well actually” squad.

Fraudulent Bauldulant

Useless salt and sauce c***s

I’ll be in Shotts next week. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help.

Tilda Swinton Loyal

Who went “into the crowd”?

Who went “into the crowd”?

Lovely morning for the “well actually” brigade. Anyway onto todays match. If hearts don’t capitalise on the recent demise of Rangers* form then they should be shot with shit.

And then Clyde .

@jimbaxters can you feed this back to Italy please.

That may be so but it’s a genuine question. Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Joey?

Have you ever fried mortadella and put it on a roll with “red sauce”?

Obsessed. Whats happened to saints fans on here? A sniff of too 6 and they aboot straight to the top of the Premier League of Bell Ends.

I’m sure we can all agree: f**k Celtic and all who sail in it. Keep it in the family.