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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    I meggied somebody for my only goal last night. Wisnae you though.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Whit?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ha ha ha Scotland ho ho.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Hey hey, f**k you Brian Moore you wee fat p***k
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Seven giraffes.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ha ha ha England. Ho ho ho.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Found out yesterday that according to some made up shite, I’m actually doing 18% more work than expected.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    ....shoot her?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Has throbber's bairn materialsed yet?
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Now there's a documentary that needs made.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    You mean like Craig Levein's free scoring Hearts team?
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    What’s odd about that?
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Scraping crumby butter back into the Lurpak whilst lighting a fag off the cooker. Why oh fucking why?
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just logged on see if there's an update from @DA Baracus
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    I'll be deid in 40 odd years so no fucks given here. ETA. They never said the impact had to be positive.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Was at an awards ceremony yesterday in Edinburgh and won an award for my work which has apparently has had social and environmental impact.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Victor Kiam will be fucking raging.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Happily sledgehammer this c***s face.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Still domestically undefeated at home tho. So that’s good.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ftfy
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Tins.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    'Flossing' the shit from his wrinkly auld arse? Admit it. You stole that line from Martin Luther King's first draft of his "I have a dream speech" didn't you?
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    They were never the same after Johnny Rotten left to join the Sex Pistols.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Can’t believe there are troglodytes who still don’t control their central heating via their phones. Wierdos.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Trout.
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