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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    honestly i have no idea. i was in hell. You could ask the MiL when she appears in the “living room” shortly wearing nowt but a fascinator.
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    i had a chicken ceaser salad. was crap. What about everyone else?
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    whats worse than that but on the same lines is going out for a meal with the inlaws and heading back to the shit caravan that they hired and discussing the meal weve just had. please kill me! What did you have?
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Inveralmond Ossian
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    I’ll bear that in mind.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    We’re glad you are tbh.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Carcass found up a tree in Fife https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/656593/grim-discovery-of-carcass-jammed-in-fife-tree/
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    Whose knob?
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Taps aff here today, m9.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Let’s make all food so expensive nobody can afford to eat and we’ll all be thin. Then dead. (healthy food does not need to be expensive. Educating folk on how to cook healthy food is a far better use of resources)
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    Have you seen my Magee swimsuit?
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is be happy with anything that relegates Hamilton.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Harsh, but fair.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    One of The Fall’s most underrated albums imo.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Drove all the way up to Elgin yesterday as I agreed to take my old dad (RIP) for a hospital appointment entailing some kind of oscopy or another. Got up to the hospital earlier and it’s been fucking cancelled.
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    Congratulations on Atlético Madrid reaching the Scottish Cup Final. C’mon the Bhoys, show them who is boss.
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    Blue dragon?
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Even better if you can get them out of the way at the same time.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    At least he’s good on the banjo.
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    A *** with a bus fare. Now there’s a novelty!
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    That’s a shame. Good player.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is it Gers? Are we onto the 4th Gers yet?
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