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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Chicken noodle soup, one tin thereof. A hard roll with ham. And a plum.
  2. Do folk still actually use the BBC website to look for fixtures and check results? There’s a million different websites/apps out there ffs.
  3. "Comms" teams. In'comm'petent teams more fucking like. 3 weeks back: Here's the template to use if you want to create something for your event. Today: Why are you using that template? It was superceded last week. Thanks for the "communication" you incompetent cretinous c***s.
  4. Yet again, the "assistant" referee (or should that be assistant to the referee" was about 10m away from it on that side of the pitch. Did he have any input other than "Aye, m8 , whitevver ra big man Craigy says, by ra way". Imagine this level of incompetency in any other line of work, say mine for example. Shocking.
  5. Dundee man stole clothes from Asda then made a getaway on a stolen kid’s bike https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-man-stole-clothes-from-asda-then-made-a-getaway-on-a-stolen-kids-bike/ Didn't realise Asda sold this kind of gear.
  6. Don't pish on your hands, problem solved! Where's the fun in that???
  7. Whilst I agree and would rather not have to queue in a room where everyone has just emptied their bowels/bladders, they are more expensive plus you need someone to restock.
  8. Lack of hand drying facilities in the bogs along the corridor. 2 urinals and 1 trap with 2 sinks and a single Dyson resulted in the perfect storm of a capacity crowd queuing for the sink and then queuing to use the drier, all within the confines of a shitey/pishy smelling room of approximately 15m².
  9. There probably writhing about in a threesome with Harambe the gorilla. Thats what I heard anyway.
  10. Probably ran away and joined the magic roundabout.
  11. Whatever you do, don’t download Brain It On for your phone or tablet.
  12. Cool. Does it say where you can buy them? Asking for a mate in ladies hosiery sales.
  13. Are you suggesting your missus is in for a fingerblasting?
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