Bairn in Exile

Should have left it at that mate. If a male commentator is jingoistic, imperialistic and shows bias, call him out for it. If a female commentator is jingoistic, imperialistic and shows bias, call her out for it. Otherwise you're being patronising.

I sent an email, "issues at the ground"

I've logged in but nothing!

Done

As we all know, we hold the Bigot Brothers’ fans in disdain for jumping on buses to Glasgow to spew their hatred and to see their respective clubs hoover up nearly all the trophies going in Scotland, i.e. they are glory hunters. Playing devil’s advocate here, maybe Stenny fans view our fans who live in Stenhousemuir / Larbert / Carron and go to watch Falkirk as glory hunters (please, don’t laugh). And as an extension of this, they have now come to hate all things Falkirk?

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No Harry, I've never known anybody volunteer to be a Ginger in my life! I'm no' Ginger! Me neither! I'm no' f*cking Ginger! It's auburn. It's that c*nt that looks like Kirk Douglas that's Ginger!

Just brilliant! Set my alarm for 2.30am to watch the game and no stream - shite!

I'm assuming I'm allowed to change my original prediction from December to: Alloa 1 Falkirk 2 Sure to bite me on the arse!

Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad. Make it the first two, eh?

And they all play like Galacticos? Hi Gary Deans, hiya pal

Once Alegria had left the club one argument against Burrell starting was that if he wasn't performing the only "striker" ready to come on to replace him was Gary Oliver. Now, if Rumarn is misfiring, we can bring on Allan or Wright. He's earned his place in the starting lineup in my books.

Lewis: "Talk us through the goal" He could have said: "Well, I could see that Rumarn was going to get on the end of Aidan's cross so in anticipation of that I took half a step away from the Kelty defender which gave me enough space so that when the ball came through to me I was able to get in a glancing header to direct it away from the keeper". He actually said: "No got a clue!' I love him already!

It is not broadcasting yet mate, usually about 15 minutes before KO.

Right, I have just gone back over the last 25 pages or 500 posts and these 4 are the ones that I perceive as being "negative". Less than 1% of the posts. @grumpyoldman and @Brockvillenomore, maybe you guys are just being a bit over sensitive and always looking for negative posts and maybe seeing some when there are none?

And you still have the job? I hope this isn't your job application for Play Your Part!

Airdrie 3-1 Clyde Alloa 2-0 Peterhead Dunfermline 1-1 Montrose Kelty 1-2 Falkirk Queen of the South 2-2 Edinburgh

"What's that sir, you say that your new shoes are letting in the rain?" "Sorry, we can't take them back, you've been wearing them."

Is everybody on the bus a season ticket holder?

Sure, but even the strongest of teams should always be looking to strengthen their squads. Just look at the Green Bigot Brother this window, miles ahead of everybody else but signing new players and looking to improve.

Our Friend across the Forth @Salvo Montalbano recently extended us an invitation to visit the Dunfermline thread so today I took him up on his kind offer. Just this morning he has posted that apparently Dunfermline are the only side in the entire SPFL who haven't made a signing in the January window. Pleasing.

Mon Trose