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Pearbuyerbell
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Today I wore my jacket for the first time since April 6th.
How did I know April the 6th was the last time I wore my jacket? I'll be revealing the answer at 22:30.0 -
Betting markets suggest a Yes vote will carry, but opinion polls show a narrow lead for no.
Are we expecting a boycott by No voters to lower participation and dilute the result?
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5 minutes ago, TAJ said:
Please elaborate so that all the brethren in the central belt can understand.
No elaboration.
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Just now, TAJ said:
Would I be encroaching on your territory?
Team Tedi?
I live in Perthshire, TAJ. You will never reside in Perthshire. The banks just wouldn't let it happen.
Team poverty?0 -
1 minute ago, TAJ said:
I'm away to my bed Scotty.....my time here is wasted.
It's like dealing with teenagers!
Hopefully, you won't be dealing with teenagers in your bed.
Team: Celtic.0 -
18 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:
Aye they're sound, 57th wedding anniversary today, only right I went in
14 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said:You fucked your mother!
Sick inbred useless c**t.12 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:
11 minutes ago, Boostin' Kev said:That's some anniversary gift heedthebaa gave to his mum.
Quite. And I'm not sure heedthebaa is even remotely apologetic for this afternoon's thrustings. This poor woman raised a child unable to wipe his own arse aged 16. Today, she's in her finest attire ready to celebrate lunch with some ham hock, chicken balmoral, poached pears and some decaf. And our borders based deviant's turned on and ploughs his mother for the first time since his 21st.
That's why he made my top 5.1 -
1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said:
Nice. Salted popcorn is certainly more healthy but the toffee stuff is goodPerhaps you two could discuss popcorn flavourings via the pm?
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2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said:
Aye they're sound, 57th wedding anniversary today, only right I went in
You fucked your mother!
Sick inbred useless c**t.0 -
7 minutes ago, TAJ said:
Well how long have you been on here?
You're a noob, a bawbag!
You can't even spell ffs.
You're sentence structure is all over the place.....
Alanis Morissette.
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1 minute ago, heedthebaa said:
Had to pit air in the tyres anaw ken
Your Mrs manage it okay?
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5 minutes ago, Flybhoy said:
No, he's locked in the boot of my car. I give him a bottle of water and a couple of custard creams each day on the premise he doesnt make a racket and arouse suspicion.
Good idea for a fat camp shred and overheads would be low. Market it at £199 with a money back guarantee you'll lose 30lbs by Christmas.
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1 minute ago, Finch road said:
Stay off the politics when you struggle to open a capri Sun. ***That analogy would have worked better if you'd picked any straw based juice except Capri Sun.
A Capri Sun straw p***k would make a decent round on the Krypton factor.
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26 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:
Was StandFree that bad? Always thought he was quite funny on match threads, used to get opposition fans frothing with incredible ease.
You like Tony Blair, therefore, you have no moral compass.
The jigsaw enthusiast rightly 'won' the biggest fud in the history of P & B, and while you're correct that he wound up a couple thicko, Standfree was one of the easiest to wind up.The better posters on here dish out a bit of stick here, but they can be self-deprecating. This proved the downfall for the #blacksheep of Perthshire.
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2 minutes ago, Cerberus said:
Well it was nice knowing you.
I'll miss your polls on random nonsense.Thankyou for your kind words, Cerberus.
I'm not going anywhere.
Keithgy has agreed to play by the rules of the website at last. I'm fine with this.
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1 minute ago, keithgy said:
It was not the mods that banned him so please think before you post.
You could have informed the forum the owner banned Swampy, not the moderators.
But it's not your style to be rational. Hope your holiday was shite.0 -
Swampy was a brilliant poster. Hopefully, our the modern mods will allow him to return and enhance the forum once more.
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1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said:
Not at all. I've been alluded to several times. That these threads attract so much attention whilst the forum is heading to the gutter is amusing, though.
Why are you pleased the forum is - in your opinion - going the same way as Glasgow Rangers 1872- 2012 ?
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Sorry your thread hasn't taken off mate.
Last time I went camping I went to Strathkiness just outside St Andrews. https://www.nydie.co.uk/It's got a great pub on site and is very cheap.
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Just now, John Lambies Doos said:
Top notch patter as alwaysTop notch patter is what we pine for, what we strive for, what we yearn.
So....thanks.
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4 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:
Hardly the crime of the century tbhThe point being that he's forgetful.
I think most understood the direction of questioning. But I'll make allowances for you mate since it's been recently flagged up that you're a thicko.
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6 minutes ago, Jmothecat2 said:
I suppose I should be happy that a post I have literally no recollection of posting has caused this level of seethe and you've remembered it and carried it with you all this time.1Can you remind the forum why you had to create the username Jmothecat2 ?
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1 hour ago, Flybhoy said:
Genuinely laughed my.arse off at that
That's tragic patter.
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4 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:
Yawn
You'll be nowhere near the top 10.
I've gone
1. Keithgy2. Heedthebaa
3. Glen minter
4. Thundermonkey
5. Chlamydia kid
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43 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:
Our wee 2 month old girl screams herself to sleep. She screams when she is hungry. She screams if you lie her down and she isn't ready to sleep.
Its really hard just now. Just venting really but it's uncomfortable to see her like that.
Doctor changed her milk and it seems a bit better but I still dont think it's normal.Try keeping for awake for longer intervals between sleeps. That way she'll be tired and will welcome the nap.
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Official P&b Cycling Thread
in The General Nonsense Forum
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The idea was to put people off entering these silly events and to keep the traffic flowing.
We're confident that Pedal for Scotland can be shut down by 2020.