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  1. The idea was to put people off entering these silly events and to keep the traffic flowing. We're confident that Pedal for Scotland can be shut down by 2020.
  2. During a post-Brexit interview, Nicola Sturgeon had suggested Kezia called her to say she'd no longer oppose independence. With her father and pussy interest both fervent supporters of independence - it seems plausible.
  3. Today I wore my jacket for the first time since April 6th. How did I know April the 6th was the last time I wore my jacket? I'll be revealing the answer at 22:30.
  4. Betting markets suggest a Yes vote will carry, but opinion polls show a narrow lead for no. Are we expecting a boycott by No voters to lower participation and dilute the result?
  5. Pre-bought ripped jeans seems to be popular just now. It passable on a woman with nicely shaved legs, exposing a high hairy knee to the world isn't attractive in the slightest.
  6. I live in Perthshire, TAJ. You will never reside in Perthshire. The banks just wouldn't let it happen. Team poverty?
  7. Hopefully, you won't be dealing with teenagers in your bed. Team: Celtic.
  8. Quite. And I'm not sure heedthebaa is even remotely apologetic for this afternoon's thrustings. This poor woman raised a child unable to wipe his own arse aged 16. Today, she's in her finest attire ready to celebrate lunch with some ham hock, chicken balmoral, poached pears and some decaf. And our borders based deviant's turned on and ploughs his mother for the first time since his 21st. That's why he made my top 5.
  9. Good idea for a fat camp shred and overheads would be low. Market it at £199 with a money back guarantee you'll lose 30lbs by Christmas.
  10. Pleased to report some of the C.A.S.T england division were out in protest last week. How have we arrived at the situation where cyclists can use the road whenever they wish!!! But......motorists (who've funded the road) are restricted to only using the road at select times. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4418471/grumpy-pensioners-who-used-sticks-and-canes-in-bid-to-block-cyclists-during-tour-o-the-borders-branded-disgusting-by-race-boss/ In the 00's the Fathers for Justice team were loud and proud. Please do the right thing and join CAST and lets allow the heavily taxed motorist to use the road he's paid for.
  11. There's sadly a dislike for him based on the fact he played for Sevco. Personally, I find it hard to understand why anyone wouldn't think he's an excellent player. He's blessed with skill and a wonderful first touch. He has pace to burn, he's got exceptional vision and a great shot on him. He's now playing without the freedom of 40k arseholes on his back. It's little wonder the Forrest fans love him.
  12. "It's the same club. The most successful in the world"
  13. That analogy would have worked better if you'd picked any straw based juice except Capri Sun. A Capri Sun straw p***k would make a decent round on the Krypton factor.
  14. You like Tony Blair, therefore, you have no moral compass. The jigsaw enthusiast rightly 'won' the biggest fud in the history of P & B, and while you're correct that he wound up a couple thicko, Standfree was one of the easiest to wind up. The better posters on here dish out a bit of stick here, but they can be self-deprecating. This proved the downfall for the #blacksheep of Perthshire.
  15. Bannan v McKay for player of the year in the championship. Both are streets ahead of the junk down there.
  16. Thankyou for your kind words, Cerberus. I'm not going anywhere. Keithgy has agreed to play by the rules of the website at last. I'm fine with this.
  17. You could have informed the forum the owner banned Swampy, not the moderators. But it's not your style to be rational. Hope your holiday was shite.
  18. Swampy was a brilliant poster. Hopefully, our the modern mods will allow him to return and enhance the forum once more.
  19. I'm back to my diet so its 3 packets of Quavers every morning + a bottle of Perthshire mineral. 397 cals. #winning.
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