Kyle Reese

I’ll PM you in a bit. Same MO as Sergey though. Pretending to be a fan of your rivals on a messageboard for years. Not really cricket, is it?

Okay Sergey.

Did you ever pay that guy his £100 back?

Nah, sorry Last Laff, you could pick and choose the odd occasion here or there for anyone in the league. Boyle is a serial offender and his game is now fucked because he can’t get away with it anymore.

It’s all the p***k had. Wee state must have an inner-ear problem.

He is a diving wee rat. Defenders probably just started weighing up the consequences of actually smashing him, instead of him throwing himself through the air like a paper plane. Going to get booked for it anyway, so might as well let the cheating wee p***k have a souvenir. He lost a yard of pace for sure. Problem is, that is all he ever had. He was never a very good footballer to begin with. VAR has basically neutered the guy.

It is neither popular nor unpopular. It is a stone cold fact. Boyle is shite now.

If Chris Cadden could stay fit and well, I would take him at Hearts. La Fondre as an impact sub, possibly. Really not seeing anything else I would take.

That would be a great idea! Top and bottom six sub-forums.

Aye, very good. Our record against them is absolutely abysmal. It would be a massive upset.

Weirdly, I am a little more confident than usual. Last couple of finals I have gone more in hope than expectation. I have a wee feeling we might spring an upset though. Celtic are no great shakes this season and I actually think your mob have a decent chance. I think the arrogant tosspot managing them will completely underestimate Aberdeen.

I’ll try and get over it. How you feeling about the weekend?

Not much has happened at Pittodrie this season, by the looks of things.

Nah, it almost always blows up in the opposition’s face. Been some very cathartic occasions this season.

Wish every team would sing “Hearts are falling apart” to us. Always ends well.