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Based on his reaction at the end of the game I honestly think he would be delighted to stay. He turned to the Somerset Road End and he was celebrating as wildly as the most rabid of fans.

It's reassuring too that he is not suffering from the traditional homesickness that seems to afflict players from south of Sanquhar.

Why did we field a youth team in a reserve fixture?

Thank you for your interest in Ayr United Football Club and congratulations on your top fan status.

Only for 57 minutes in a 0-0 draw at home to Ross County. After going back to his parent club Motherwell he went to Hearts.

At Airdrie he was exceptional going forward.

That tackle in stoppage time at Airdrie was nothing short of superb.

I wouldn't say he gives you nothing. He gave you three red cards in a game.

This season we have used 34 players in first team action and half aren't even from Scotland. Not that I'm complaining though. Based on countries of birth the breakdown is: Scotland 17, England 13, Albania 1, Belgium 1, Congo 1 and Jamaica 1.

The chances of it being goalless are precisely one in ten. Raith Rovers have played eighty league fixtures at Ayr and eight have ended 0-0.

The referee that day was Chris Boyle. He gave two ludicrous penalties just before the end and Eddie Forrest got sent off for complaining about the second one. I swear I have never been angrier at a match. The same Chris Boyle once gave Stewart Kean a second yellow card against Brechin City. His misdemeanour was going for the same ball as Craig Nelson. Kean then got a third yellow card because, on the way off, he lifted up his shirt to cover his face.

Can you give me an inventory of the major trophies I would see if I visit Rugby Park?

The platform already exists. This season alone six players from the Academy have made first team appearances.

Suggesting that Gary Teale came through the Ayr United system totally endorses the point that you know nothing whatsoever about Ayr United. In fairness you do admit this in the first paragraph.

In high winds and blizzards. Thank you for your interest in Ayr United Football Club.

However since the Ally move to Motherwell we have had managers whom other clubs wanted but did not get. In his time at Ayr Alex Stuart knocked back Dundee and Aberdeen. Willie McLean knocked back Kilmarnock to remain at Ayr.

Ally to Motherwell is the answer.

It touches a nerve straight away so we sing it all the more. Cannae wait.

Although it's satisfying to belt out choruses of You're not Rangers any more.

I thought Jamie was going to get a red card because it looked bad. Thankfully he got away with it. Play on! Morelos went nuts and his yellow card put him over the limit and he was banned from the semi-final which they lost to Aberdeen.

Eight of them were on illegal contracts.

Thank you for your interest in Ayr United Football Club and congratulations on achieving top fan status.

McBookie at their best.

Five draws though. Although I accept it's not great.

Eight players have appeared for Scotland at full international level while still attached to Ayr United. Not one is in the Hall of Fame.