Warnock has been tasked with turning a sloppy jobby into a firm stool and is so far failing, but that's not to discredit the man. Water into wine would be the next hardest job.
Only tangentially related, but made me think of this Catholic Grotto in Cork:
Imagine walking out on to the balcony of your new flat on a sunny morning to be greeted with the sight near life-size recreation of a man being tortured to death.
Looking at this thread from a slightly different perspective, last year I was in a souvenir shop in Glengarriff, Co. Cork and they had decided to stack the following items next to the tills in a promotional push: