Barry Ferguson's Hat

We'll get soundly beaten in each game. Hopefully get a couple of goals for the fans, though.

They should have been gunned down at the earliest opportunity.

Wings were the band The Beatles could have been.

The Frowning Gimp.

They love their football down there. Unsurprising that they made such a big fuss.

I've inherited a Hugo Boss jacket from my Grandad that still gets semi-regular outings. The thing must date back to the war so there's a fair amount of wear and tear but it still looks the part.

If The IDF and Hamas could do the same the world would be a much better place.

I'm not generally one for conspiracy theories, but it is a little alarming that these protesters setting themselves on fire keep dying.

If Jack is too defensive and Fraser is too attacking then Gauldilocks is just right.

Tightfistedness is an abolutely inescusable waste of the benefits of wealth. I'll regularly pay financial subordinates (which is the vast, vast, vast majority of people) to act in demeaning ways for my own amusement.

Tbh, I'm not too fussed about drinking in the FA Cup

Penos.

Cold Calmer

Woke - The BBC Not woke - Mark Lawrenson

Codswallop. These things are binary and Andrew Reynolds Fraudertson is little more than a jobber.

I'm not gonna say I was right, but I was right.

Today's Ford Super Sunday could be absolutely lit.

Could get tasty.

Ryan Crispy

Erik bin Bag

Dungfarton

Tbf, some of those songs are real toe-tappers.

Thank God, the constant embarrassment was getting tiresome. Ideally only one of the OF would qualify for any European tournament each year because the rest just make an absolute arse of it. If Scottish clubs had any dignity whatsover they'd withdraw before the humiliation was allowed to happen.

One striker. Two words. Fraser. Horningsby.

Dundee are a disgrace.