Barry Ferguson's Hat

At a canter.

Burker King.

You could seriously hurt your fee-fees if you fell through that Gapoli.

Other than England being listed as 'UK', geographical inaccuracies, an arbitrary selection of clubs, a shit-show of club badges and 'League Strength' seemingly calculated in a similar manner to Numberwang - I'm sure it's a great map.

Wasn't he a moderator of a Sims forum as well? Someone probably made him go swimming then deleted the ladder.

It's comforting to know that even after death our ill-informed opinions will live on through Pie & Bovril.

It would be a nice touch if the seats in the Rangers and Celtic ends matched their respective colours.

Non-binary haircuts should be accepted and embraced.

And I'd happily drink it again.

I once had a cup of that coffee made from the coffee beans shat out by a monkey and it's effects were better than some Es I've taken.

******s = Catholics now? Shocking levels ignorance once again.

THIS. IS. FOOTBALL.

Ray McKinnon.

Any elephants looking to live in a European zoo should be forced to walk through the Alps first.