Barry Ferguson's Hat

It's 'Athletico', ffs.

Kieran Pishney.

Dryhorce has a rare eye condition (you utter trumpet).

Sancho is relatively untested at the top level. Would be a big gamble for any Prem team.

If you can't handle him when he's BULKING you don't deserve him when he's SHREDDED.

Israel returning part of the West Bank? Well I never.

We lived in a bungalow you utter welt.

Celtic should play in blue - the historical national colour of Ireland.

Stuart Cosgrove.

Good to see him getting back to his best, but I'd still have McBurnie and Cosgrove ahead of him.

Brentford.

Man U also expected to sign Ben Mee before the end of the window.

I also used to work in a place where a guy ate his lunch in one of the toilet cubicles. I would quite often wait a couple of minutes after he went in - just enough time for him to hunker down and unwrap his scranwiches - before going in myself and farting out a shite in the stall next door. Over the course of my employment there he must have ingested at least one whole shite of mine via airborne poo particles.