Barry Ferguson's Hat

Dundee United are too big to go down.

The most recent thing with students vandalising Kipling's work was particularly irking. 'If' is a fantastic poem and they replaced it with some Maya Angelou shite.

I've experienced a shite in the urinal twice in my life, both times being at school. The first was during the last week of school when I was in P.5 and the second during the last week of school before exam leave when I was in S.4. What I've deduced from this is that it was the same student, a couple of years above me, leaving a parting gift before moving on to the next stage of their life.

This is the second time since yesterday that you've pulled the old 'quote someone and change the words' trick with one of my posts, with both essentially saying the same thing. Your banter is excruciating.

And their second unveiling photo? I'm starting to think the away shirt either has a big hole where the sponsor should be or that it says something embarrassing like 'Elgin is a poo'.

Dotting campaigns are great. A timely reminder that no matter how much you think you may have fucked your life, there are two sad sacks that have quite obviously fucked theirs an awful lot worse. Another favourite is when someone has such a heads gone that people start seriously suggesting that they step away from the keyboard and take a time-out from P&B.

Josef K is such a good band name. Would suit someone like The Twilight Sad more, though.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was was Csaba doing your videos as well.

Hibs can be very hilare sometimes.

Scottish football is doomed.

God knows opposing teams will be needing it as Goodie tucks away his 5th of the first half. In all seriousness, though, it's a really good initiative to get behind.

Aberdeen losing their best player (and club legend) Adam Rooney to a team newly promoted to the English 5th tier is pretty tin pot.

If that's the state that Hibs are in then I dread to think how utterly bobbins Hearts are.

I wouldn't be so harsh on yourselves. NSI Runavik are no mugs.

We'll still win the league at an absolute canter. Title in the bag before the snow's melted.