Barry Ferguson's Hat

We can take England's old microphones in a few years.

Worth noting that according to Maori tradition, Maoris were not the original inhabitants of what we now call New Zealand. They colonised it. http://rsnz.natlib.govt.nz/volume/rsnz_48/rsnz_48_00_004950.html

Yesterday I happened to use the toilet in Caffé Nero after McBurnie had just been in and it was, indeed, absolutely wretched. Properly eye-watering stuff. Doubt he'll be playing any time soon. With that in mind, and Fletcher's absence, I'd be tempted to stick Tierney at LB and put Robertson up front. With the constant call-offs it's important that we keep our two best players happy and having Robbo in a more attacking role is something I'm sure everyone wants to see.

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington.

Fat fingers.

Should have called up the lad McNeil at Burnley.

The squad is pish and it's only going to get pisher.

It's never too early for a Fusilier.

Sniff my hoop.

It's Athletico.

I literally cannot stop dancing.

Scotland's Celtic-based players are pish.

I am the table.

He's dead.