ThomCat

Edinburgh City 23/1

That's a good point about Falkirk. I was thinking purely of they'll have title wrapped up and won't have the same impetus but yeah, if they're trying for an unbeaten title then that's good from a Queens view seeing as they've still to play Kelty and Annan. If they do lose that record then it changes to a game you'd rather have.

A quick look at remaining fixtures I'd say Kelty will be ok. They'll get back to winning ways against Edinburgh next week. They will also have a Falkirk already on their holidays to play plus a guaranteed 3 points last day against a rested/cotton-wooled playoff Hamilton.

(4:45 as games get into extra time) Kenny: "Ok, so which of your former teammates would be best on celebrity big brother?" FFS an absolute waste of atoms.

Ravanelli means 'radishes' in italian.

Ra-ra-rest in peace

Diddy FC NEW signing presser!! "Obviously delighted to get the deal over the line. Ah already ken a few of the boys here like wee Cam' and big Kierkey from meaningless friendlies. The gaffer explained nothing was expected of me - or the club - that this season (this life) is a fruitless crawl towards the void, and convinced me to join ... def-ah-net-lay"

Old boomers need to recognise that Morecambe and Wise were rank and stop clogging up Christmas TV schedules with this deception. Ditto the Two Ronnies (pretty much most acts from that time tbh)

L'enfer, c'est les huîtres

It never ceases to amaze how crass and unstylish rich folks homes are. It's usually some soulless all-white echoing airplane hangar (see Grand Designs). The state of that "library"

Underrated Frozen peas - Versatile, cheap & healthy -adds colour and sweetness to meals. Treacle scones - The king of scones and a national travesty that so few bakers or cafés sell them in its homeland. Tinned sardines - Delicious, cheap and healthy. Lovely on toast or just straight out of the tin tbh. Overrated Oreos: The jumped-up American cousin of the bourbon. Oily tasting Tunnocks caramel wafer - Claggy and not even good for dunking. Also just picture Boyd Tunnock (Dead pool pick ) and his stupid "No" photos with Tories whenever I see tunnocks products. Off-putting.

Yeah, there was an email last month saying they were stopping it in the new year. Shame.

Aye, that was ridiculous from the linesman. The keeper had some good saves but United's shooting was lacklustre. Thought McClelland was excellent. Poor MacIntyre got beaten every time on his side though. Knew the baldy would miss the pen.

We're on the same side, brother

Thirty minutes more hypothermia because linesman can't see a handball

Week 3: Hamilton

Week 2: Rangers

Week 1: Celtic

They love yoons and nobody else

"Welcome to Hampden but first to Ibrox"