D Angelo Barksdale

It seems we're getting quite close to the 'if they're allowed to say it, then why can't I ?' line being brought out.

Unfortunately BBC rules on impartiality mean that they are unable to provide assistance in this instance. They retain the option to call in an airstrike if required.

What a shot on the 16th. Give the engraver a shout.

Morikawa now odds on to win this.

12 under wins it imo. A 3 or 4 way play off would be nice, if you can stay awake that long.

Some of these guys hitting 4 iron 240-250 yards. Fucking disgusting.

Koepka is done.

I will be devastated if Bryson wins this. 6 way tie for the lead.

Mixu going all Cambridge Analytica here. Do me next please. (insert Kenneth Williams gif)

Brook's fairways in regulation matching mine at the moment. Get the finger out cunto.

Set up for a cracker tonight. 20 players within 5 shots of the lead.

That game.

I miss Simon Murray.

Sturgeon must condemn.

Stay safe everyone x

An hour's coverage seems to consist of 20 minutes actual action, 10 minutes of adverts, 10 minutes of interviews and 20 minutes of McGinley talking shite.

Went with Brooks as my main bet, a cool £10 on the nose at 10/1 . Was also a few quid each way on DJ, Webb Simpson, Lowry, Bubba and Van Rooyen.

Not started a match thread for a while, so why the f**k not this one ? Home side have started the season well enough, 4 points against sides you would expect to be in and around the top 6. For the away side, this is merely another step on the road towards stopping the 10. It's also an opportunity to repost this, and a reminder that if it wasn't for the Hibs, you dayglo DABs would be supporting Dundee. Thank you.

I thought Wayne Lineker lived in Marbella, not Prague.

Me everytime someone mentions this exam thing.

Bring back Sarah O

Opposition players just disappearing and never being seen again after wandering into the Bermuda triangle between Porto, Gogic and McCrorie.

What's the story ? Ross McCrorie.

YAAASS.