HibsFan

“Naw because ra Sellick is pure special like, theres something aboot this club* thats pure magic an few can resist, thats why a support them from Dundee and type in this weegie accent”

Well done to those who fought off the Conference League (for now). Looks like enthusiasm's back on the menu, boys!

The manager's off and the suits won't be forcing anything through to get their colts a shot of more than five minutes of first-team football in the future. What a bad day this is turning out to be for the self-appointed "good guys" of Scottish football.

A world-record first ever Shreble.

Dust off the banner:

I might have phrased that in a way that it could be taken that a bit too literally.

Luckily I keep receipts for when The Greatest Fans in the World start trying to retcon things. This is from 99 days ago. https://twitter.com/aboutceltic/status/1630342126084009985?s=46&t=bO3v3Nu_1YuvOG7dcZTthw

Aww, wee shame. But he was different, aye? He understood you, aye? He said he wouldn't do it, aye? Like a person with low self-esteem being left by partner after partner, Celtic fans will continue to get hurt and I will continue to fucking love it.

Is there something I'm missing here that makes this a fairytale?

And it's those little moments that Old Firm fans are so desensitised to. They think a refereeing conspiracy is a red cards and offside goals. The real 'conspiracy' is right under their nose. It's not a conspiracy, no plotting is involved, but both sets of cretins have intimidated and harassed referees into giving them all of the small decisions. It's their default. If a Celtic player and a Caley player fall down, the Celtic player gets it. Simple as that. Right now on Twitter, at least ten people will have tweeted demanding Michael Stewart "shuts up" about that Mckay foul (and probable red card for Iwata, for what it's worth) and saying that he's "RAGING! " and/or hurting.

"And that might just do it!", screams Rory Hamilton. What do you fucking mean that might just do it? It's 2-0 to Celtic with under half an hour left. This was never a contest to begin with, even if you made Celtic start with ten men it would still be firmly in their favour as a game. c***s like him are just as complicit in bringing Scottish football to its knees, congratulating them as if they have done a fucking thing. This 'achievement' should be treated with as much fanfare as everything Lance Armstrong won as a cyclist.

If I was going to bed tonight having watched* "my team" secure their fifth treble in seven seasons by beating an ICT side with genuinely a fiftieth(?) of Celtic's budget, all from the comfort of my own sofa, I'd probably be wondering whether I am a contributing factor to the rotting corpse that is competitiveness in Scottish football. Luckily, the ability to self reflect and having a basic sense of fairness - the kind you get from actually engaging with a left-wing worldview, rather than ambulance chasing and blindly following an oligarch club without the oil - stops me from ever supporting either of them. I'm sure they'll be all over Pie and Bovril five minutes after the final whistle to explain to me exactly why I'm wrong and why they don't follow Inverness from up there in Muir of Ord.

"Naw you see because Ange is different, he actually gets what this club means. He will only leave for the Premier League when the timing is right, unlike that rat Rodgers."

I'm not even taking the piss here, it's fine when Hibs do it and it's not okay when Hearts do it.

Genuine question, does this dayglo mess of an outfit know how to score a goal other than "fall over and let McGrath take the spot kick"? Counting down the minutes until we're rid of them.

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You can tell they’ve had to put all the “back-to-back third, we run Scottish football outside of Glasgow ” patter they were storing up on a massive fucking bonfire.

I could not believe what I was watching. We have been moralised against for decades about applauding your players off the field after a draw, and now they are in full-on party mode for drawing a game and finishing a place below where they were "strolling" to up until April. Sad Volvo driving c***s, more European pain for them thanks to being unseeded.

Oh this is so fucking easy.

A quick Google search suggests that Colin Meldrum is now the U20s goalkeeping coach at Celtic. So, if Celtic are subjected to a transfer embargo for goalkeepers – we have a chance.

While I agree that Birighitti has the range to claim top spot, Joel Pereira’s 2019/20 season is the stuff of legend. As has already been mentioned here, he had an unnerving ability to get out of the way of pretty much any shot. If he had been trying to sabotage Hearts it would’ve been impressive. Not as impressive as him picking up 25 appearances for Hearts before they finally worked out how shite he was. The greatest tragedy of Covid was that we never got to see another appearance from him that season, ideally a post-split six pointer against St Mirren once Zlamal got injured again.

That’s the Central Belt for you eh!

Heckingrobson losing his new manager bounce?

It is genuinely embarrassing how bad of a goalkeeper Zander Clark is when compared to what St Johnstone / Hearts fans pretend he is.

Or they've got it from the team they all used to support before Fergie rocked up at Aberdeen.