HibsFan

Fucking hell.

Only if you’re playing against a Scottish club in Europe do you manage not to pick up a red for that btw.

That was Will Fish’s fault. Marshall had it easily but Fish didn’t trust him and tried to go for it too. Meant Marshall had to punch and that was that.

Crusaders of Belfast managed to take this lot deep into extra time btw. And to think, when I said Hearts belonged in the Northern Irish leagues I was only meaning their disgusting, bigoted, sectarian fans!

I’ve seen some sectarian-looking referees in my time but this ‘Euan Anderson’ bloke takes the cake.

Nothing penalty turns the game and Hibs only have themselves to blame. Strongly supported VAR without a single fan being consulted. Football, a sport famously played in slow motion.

I actually fucking love Marvin Bartley. Another season or two in Dumfries and then can we have him please?

1st) Rangers 2nd) Celtic 3rd) Hibs 4th) Aberdeen 5th) Motherwell 6th) St Mirren 7th) Hearts 8th) Kilmarnock 9th) Dundee 10th) LIvingston 11th) Ross County 12th) St Johnstone

They thought they could will an Andorran mob onto a victory tonight with the sheer sectarian hatred coursing through their veins alone.

Never in doubt. Hard lines to the rubberneckers who were praying for an embarrassment tonight. If you’re a supporter of Rangers, Hearts, Aberdeen, St Johnstone, Kilmarnock, Motherwell and others, you’ll know what it’s like to have crashed out of European football against utter fucking minnows. Unfortunately, that just ain’t a Hibs thing.

Dropped the Ashes.

The thing about England (and their fixation with Australia and sandpaper) is that the advantages are just handed to them on a plate. They don’t need to bother with cheating because it’s that institutionalised and has been for as long as cricket’s been played.

You’re aware that we can remember you lost to Alashkert and Trakai right? Like we’re talking actual ties. To diddies from Armenia and Lithuania. Both in the top ten worst results comfortably, unlike Hibs’. Anyway, could you do a Fair City Unity and go on hiatus for the next four years or so please? Cheers.

We’ve got a second leg to turn things around, if we don’t do that on Thursday then we will rightly take back the mantle of Scotland’s laughing stock. Can you point on the calendar to when St Johnstone’s second legs against Stenhousemuir, Ayr and Stirling will be? That’s some deficit that needs overturned eh?

St Johnstone are off to their Natural Home in Scotland’s second tier and with zero memories of Schrödinger’s Double. Might as well have been played on the Xbox. Hard lines, lads.

“Macca’s” coat is on a shoogly peg and it’s not even August.

This dayglo shambles of a club have the temerity to call their top-flight neighbours ‘The Fun’.

The ire comes from the wee guy English sporting mentality that means anything questionable that they do is 'intelligent, clever play' (see also: Harry Kane's diving) whilst anything that Johnny Foreigner does to get one over on England is an affront to the King himself.

Scary how much better Starc is than any bowler England have.

Christ. Famous last words but I don't see an Edinburgh club advancing beyond that.

If someone can explain to me, without using the words “anti-Catholic sectarianism” or “h*ns without the bus fare”, why Hearts fans are buzzing with an appointment of a caretaker manager who won two out of seven games, I’d be all ears.

Something so cynical about the SFA cancelling the vote so that they don't have to deal with an overwhelming rejection.

“Naw because ra Sellick is pure special like, theres something aboot this club* thats pure magic an few can resist, thats why a support them from Dundee and type in this weegie accent”