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  1. Dr Watson
    What's happened to the Morton forum? No posts for three days is very strange.
  2. Dr Watson
    My wife likes it when I sneeze while she's sitting on the sausage.
  3. Dr Watson
    It's impossible to have a mid life crisis because you just don't know when you're going to die.
  4. Dr Watson
    It's a modern day national service.
  5. Dr Watson
    You still watching the wrestling with all the other 8 year olds?
  6. Dr Watson
    Unfortunately not. She married a nice chap called Jim Bigger and went down the double barrelled route. She's now Iona Bigger-Dick Some lass.
  7. Dr Watson
    There was a girl in my daughters class at school called Iona Dick. Not only should she be exempt from tax, she really should be awarded a regular payment.
  8. Dr Watson
    I've just checked Mrs Watson's soles, £8.99 from Shoezone. Bargain
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  10. Dr Watson
    Two of these leagues aren't even in Europe.
  11. Dr Watson
    Make that a 32 year difference from tomorrow. Happy Birthday Tam.
  12. Dr Watson
    My daughter (20), thinks this is Nelson Mandela.
  13. Dr Watson
    I'm actually looking forward to the seethe during the coming season from fans, who indirectly have caused all this VAR nonsense due to their ridiculing of referee's around the world.
  14. Dr Watson
    I was once told that famed broadcaster Tom Weir once courted celebrity chef Fanny Cradock. They never married, which was a shame, as that would have made her Fanny Weir.
  15. Dr Watson
    I went to China once, on the flight home I wanted to go again.
  16. Dr Watson
    Cheers, I thought that's what you meant. I had a similar fault in my Virgin line. Turned out I had water in the line between the ground and the house, took them an age to work it out.
  17. Dr Watson
    Excuse my ignorance. What do you mean by a master socket?
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  19. Dr Watson
    Good point, well said.
  20. Dr Watson
    What makes you think we couldn't hold the World Cup? Scotland is seven times bigger than Qatar and twice the population.
  21. Dr Watson
    Elerfaan pretty much wins this comfortably, going away at the finish.
  22. Dr Watson
    Water KP Gammon Marathon
  23. Dr Watson
    Please excuse my ignorance, never seen this before. Is this like legal prostitution for laughs?
  24. Dr Watson
    Davie Hopkin is comfortably on top of that list.
  25. Dr Watson
    Down please.
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