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Dr Watson

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About Dr Watson

  • Birthday 07/07/1930

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    221b Baker Street
  • Interests
    Bowler Hats - Walking Sticks - Black Leather Gloves
  • My Team
    Greenock Morton

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  1. Dr Watson
    What's happened to the Morton forum? No posts for three days is very strange.
  2. Dr Watson
    My wife likes it when I sneeze while she's sitting on the sausage.
  3. Dr Watson
    It's impossible to have a mid life crisis because you just don't know when you're going to die.
  4. Dr Watson
    It's a modern day national service.
  5. Dr Watson
    You still watching the wrestling with all the other 8 year olds?
  6. Dr Watson
    Unfortunately not. She married a nice chap called Jim Bigger and went down the double barrelled route. She's now Iona Bigger-Dick Some lass.
  7. Dr Watson
    There was a girl in my daughters class at school called Iona Dick. Not only should she be exempt from tax, she really should be awarded a regular payment.
  8. Dr Watson
    I've just checked Mrs Watson's soles, £8.99 from Shoezone. Bargain
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  10. Dr Watson
    Two of these leagues aren't even in Europe.
  11. Dr Watson
    Make that a 32 year difference from tomorrow. Happy Birthday Tam.
  12. Dr Watson
    My daughter (20), thinks this is Nelson Mandela.
  13. Dr Watson
    I'm actually looking forward to the seethe during the coming season from fans, who indirectly have caused all this VAR nonsense due to their ridiculing of referee's around the world.
  14. Dr Watson
    I was once told that famed broadcaster Tom Weir once courted celebrity chef Fanny Cradock. They never married, which was a shame, as that would have made her Fanny Weir.
  15. Dr Watson
    I went to China once, on the flight home I wanted to go again.
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