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  1. NorthernJambo
    Not sure taking a hip flask to work is a wise idea. I can buy cans for the train (not going to bother) but it was a pint before the train I was after.
  2. NorthernJambo
    Train is ten minutes later than I thought and the bus got its shit together so I’ve time enough for a pint!
  3. NorthernJambo
    Pubs that don’t sell tennents (in Scotland) should be closed imo Edit: whether they used to or not. Sell tennents or piss off
  4. NorthernJambo
    Due to working late and the bus being slightly late I doubt I’m going to have time for a pint at the station before my train. Quite annoying. Less petty, if the bus continues on it’s late trajectory I may well be in danger of missing the train. Not ideal.
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    “Try German lagers” “try belgian lagers” “try Czech lagers”... Try getting to f**k. Pint of grolsch (which is pish btw) will be a quid more than tennents. My fourth pint is effectively free on the captain T then. And a superior drink as well. As was accurately alluded to. I’ve never recommended a pub or avoided a pub because it does excellent or sub standard European imports. I actively avoid the closest pub to my house as much as possible because the pints are pish and there’s a pub that does an excellent pint of T just a 5 minute (further) walk.
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    Good the ESA is staying the same, as you say one less thing to worry about. Really good you’re trying to keep us the exercise even if it is only indoors. Press ups, sit ups, squats don’t need much room either. Shame about your aunt being ill and you being forced out your comfort zone but I think it could be a blessing in disguise to get you out and about. Shows you can do it!
  7. NorthernJambo
    I’ve never tried tyskie. I’ve only ever seen it drunk by folk who are pished and raging in the middle of the afternoon. Is it rocket fuel?
  8. NorthernJambo
    And yet, there we were all drinking it in on Sunday night. Just couldn’t help ourselves. Sooner you admit it to yourself the better. Aye, it’s maybe no the best but by f**k it’s ours!
  9. NorthernJambo
    Welcome aboard the ship tennents gentlemen. There will be haters but I certainly won’t be crying in to my pint.
  10. NorthernJambo
    Neither welcome nor wanted I said! What is your usual tipple? I could do with a laugh.
  11. NorthernJambo
    By popular demand (and excellent, and luckily, plentiful supply) the Tennents Lager Appreciation society is born. As had been touched upon various times across various threads, it’s somewhat ‘in’ or ‘cool’ to dislike Tennents. Well good, those fuckwits can f**k off and good people like us will swally the swally of true heroes. In most pubs, usually cheaper than other lagers on the tap and almost always the best selling, the choice of the thinking man is tennents. Feel free to add your homages, negativity is neither wanted nor welcome.
  12. NorthernJambo
    30 pills a day and a bad leg...boy should maybe give the pub a miss a while anyway!
  13. NorthernJambo
    He’ll just comeback as the jagfox...
  14. NorthernJambo
    Being loaded really must be tough. It’s a wonder she copes. Not having to work, worry or stress. Doing anything she likes whenever she likes. Having anything she wants. Christ, sounds murder right enough.
  15. NorthernJambo
    Aye but more windows, less roller doors.
  16. NorthernJambo
    A valiant but ultimately doomed attempt to bring this shitshow back to something more relevant. It must be dreadful being a Morton fan, especially if the thread is like this regularly.
  17. NorthernJambo
    Off work Thursday & Friday. Should really be working hard today to get everything cleared...and I am in case my employers see this, honest!
  18. NorthernJambo
    Only heard Noel’s new song once and thought it was shite. Been saving as you were for my train journey tonight. The positive reviews are good to see!
  19. NorthernJambo
    Well I had to cancel the tickets I booked and I was charged a tenner for the refund... So that’s the cost of the ticket minus a tenner, the cost of the ticket again and the cost of the new (more expensive) tickets I’ve been charged. I am loving life!
  20. NorthernJambo
    The good folks of scotrail have charged me for my tickets twice. Great bunch of lads.
  21. NorthernJambo
    After a slow start to the season, an 8. Book and artist wrong.
  22. NorthernJambo
    f**k, sorry mate. Thoughts go out to you and your family. Can’t imagine how you’re feeling.
  23. NorthernJambo
    Should be a green for noticing and a red for making a c**t of it.
  24. NorthernJambo
    Two at least. You for the above. Me for fucking up quoting this post about 30 times. Sake.
  25. NorthernJambo
    Her face turned to disgust, shock, fear, loathing and contempt. Think she was just bursting for a shite and needed every c**t to hurry up.
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