NorthernJambo
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The recipe is coming!0 -
Had to give my mum a call early doors to make sure all ok for my dads funeral this morning and on my mobile it still has the house number listed as parents.
My 8 year old son as quick as a flash says you can change that listing to Parent.
It’s a right pity they’ve banned giving the wee shites a skelp eh? Soon as it’s happened they pipe up with the jokes.
Good to get some comedic relief though, hope you and the family are doing okay [emoji106]3 -
The absolute legend himself, Liam Fray, tonight at the Barras. It’ll be the first time seeing one of his solo gigs so I’m looking forward to hearing a few songs not normally on the full band setlist.
None of my “mates” were up for this or couldn’t manage for whatever reason. It’ll be terrific, enjoy!0 -
Sadly the babies heart stopped at 8 and 4. Exactly the same stage we lost one in Feb.
Super tough to take.
f**k, sorry to hear PB. Can’t imagine what you and your good lady are going through. Sorry mate. [emoji17]0 -
I'm due the tax man 132 pound :-(
Liquidate and come back as G_Man2017.
You’ll even get to keep your irn bru!2 -
That's cool M10.
I'll let you know what I rack up over the weekend.
Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told...1 -
Hookers & Ching.
But then I’ll have no money for hookers, ching and bevy? Pay day next week, can maybe help you out then...1 -
Can I have some money please?
What you going to spend it on?0 -
That's normally how it works with me & the gas cookers tbh.
You don’t ask me for the money though.
No.0 -
As Rowan has said, this sort of thing sticks so it will follow him around for the rest of his life no matter what. It is ridiculous how these things come out in light of a separate scandal and don't surface at the time.
No doubt that rightly or wrongly, he’ll be tarnished with it now.0 -
"So and so is leaving in early December to go on maternity leave. If you would like to contribute to a leaving gift, please do so at reception".
No thanks, they'll be back in 12 months time.
Some fella pumped some wifey, so I’ve to give her money? Seems fair...f**k off!0 -
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flying around willy nilly.
That’ll get you in trouble anyway!
David Blaine is a certified strange bloke, but a rapist? I’ve absolutely no idea.0 -
Raith and Stirling double paying around 2.5/1, looks good value.
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7, mostly guesses so will take it!
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Hasn’t thought of that. One of his “paint its” on a big canvas would be excellent.
For the second time today, you never fail to disappoint.0 -
The poster in question did a terridic painting for me. Christmas present for the missus. Thank you.
What did Liam paint for you?2 -
Top trumps leg apparel?
Right, seeing as the rest of you are shitebags, I’ll step up...BEAST!1 -
It was for a piece of artwork rather than drugs.
You never fail to disappoint Mr Par.0 -
Think I’ve met two posters randomly, one by appointment for a business transaction and have known another since high school. None of them Pars.
Who’s the drug dealer on here?! Feel free to pm me. Don’t want any of our resident polis or grasses being aware!0 -
Anyone tuning in to the much maligned Dave tomorrow night for the Haymaker's show?
Could be some half decent fights there.
I certainly will be. I’ve not seen the full card but Joyce Lewison should be good and intrigued to see how MvP goes about his boxing.
And it’s a good excuse to stay indoors most crucially as I’m skint!0 -
No fixed hours. 4 surprise days off a year. A month working in Mallorca.
Can I be a working bee as well?
Edit: congrats Stella!
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The dog is currently asleep with his face planted against the radiator. He has no concept of being too hot.
He soon will if you’d turn the thermostat up, tight b*****d.0 -
In fairness he hasn't said what beer it was, if it's some type of pish witer an open hand would suffice
I suppose. It’s the principle though1
All things Dundee FC
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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Hiya Dundeh fans, hiya pals. I hope you’re enjoying the leadership of one of our glorious sons, Mr McCann?
Anyway, I ken you’ve had a bit of a time of it with that cunto taking the money and what not but hopefully it’s all sorted now.
Anyway, our P&B pal @DA Baracus has fucked his fridge. Anyone that doesn’t know he’s had a bit of a time of it recently and it’s nae use. So, has anyone in the city discovery got a wee fridge the boy could have a shot of? No wanting to ask those DAB’s!
Best o’ teckle and get them telt!
(DA, if you’re wanting this removed just let me ken and I’ll delete it)
Edit: if someone could tag him so he sees this and can say, that’d be good. Not working on my phone for whatever reason.