NorthernJambo

Hiya Dundeh fans, hiya pals. I hope you’re enjoying the leadership of one of our glorious sons, Mr McCann? Anyway, I ken you’ve had a bit of a time of it with that cunto taking the money and what not but hopefully it’s all sorted now. Anyway, our P&B pal @DA Baracus has fucked his fridge. Anyone that doesn’t know he’s had a bit of a time of it recently and it’s nae use. So, has anyone in the city discovery got a wee fridge the boy could have a shot of? No wanting to ask those DAB’s! Best o’ teckle and get them telt! (DA, if you’re wanting this removed just let me ken and I’ll delete it) Edit: if someone could tag him so he sees this and can say, that’d be good. Not working on my phone for whatever reason.

The recipe is coming!

It’s a right pity they’ve banned giving the wee shites a skelp eh? Soon as it’s happened they pipe up with the jokes. Good to get some comedic relief though, hope you and the family are doing okay [emoji106]

None of my “mates” were up for this or couldn’t manage for whatever reason. It’ll be terrific, enjoy!

f**k, sorry to hear PB. Can’t imagine what you and your good lady are going through. Sorry mate. [emoji17]

Liquidate and come back as G_Man2017. You’ll even get to keep your irn bru!

Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told...

But then I’ll have no money for hookers, ching and bevy? Pay day next week, can maybe help you out then...

What you going to spend it on?

You don’t ask me for the money though. No.

No doubt that rightly or wrongly, he’ll be tarnished with it now.

Some fella pumped some wifey, so I’ve to give her money? Seems fair...f**k off!

That’ll get you in trouble anyway! David Blaine is a certified strange bloke, but a rapist? I’ve absolutely no idea.

Raith and Stirling double paying around 2.5/1, looks good value.

7, mostly guesses so will take it!

For the second time today, you never fail to disappoint.

What did Liam paint for you?

Right, seeing as the rest of you are shitebags, I’ll step up...BEAST!

You never fail to disappoint Mr Par.

Who’s the drug dealer on here?! Feel free to pm me. Don’t want any of our resident polis or grasses being aware!

I certainly will be. I’ve not seen the full card but Joyce Lewison should be good and intrigued to see how MvP goes about his boxing. And it’s a good excuse to stay indoors most crucially as I’m skint!

No fixed hours. 4 surprise days off a year. A month working in Mallorca. Can I be a working bee as well? Edit: congrats Stella!

He soon will if you’d turn the thermostat up, tight b*****d.

I suppose. It’s the principle though