NorthernJambo
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The first rule of what?
Fight club.
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He did post them before. You can clearly see me have a light dog at him for it in the first message in the last of his screenshots.
Fair.
Apologies Magee, I got the wrong impression and came to the wrong conclusion. Sorry!1 -
Fairly sure these messages have been on here before. They look familiar.
If that’s the case, then I’m happy to take back what I said. I haven’t seen them before, or seen them referred to. Just smacked of someone jumping on a bandwagon needlessly.
Like I say though, if I’m proved wrong fair enough and I’ll apologise to Magee for my incorrect conclusion.0 -
Diego is teckle.
This thread makes me miss my wee roasters.1 -
They're quite comfy but no way worth that much! My parents dogs sometimes go under them when someone is sat in a reclined position and then get hit by the mechanism when it closes, hopefully my child doesn't wonder underneath it without me realising!
A common theme with sofas, beds etc. It’s important to get comfortable ones though.
Will be a while before wee throbber is crawling about by themselves, get plenty use out of them before then.0 -
Getting one of these for free - http://www.fineback.co.uk/himolla-rhine-2-seater-reclining-sofa.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwybvPBRDBARIsAA7T2kj0-QHgQ-knzE_v7htclLimQGt43NBcLbO9kHozqEu9xTGJZVsD3sIaAm-8EALw_wcB
Going to get a 3 seater couch to go in the sitting room with it but not spending £2k on it!
They looks like the fancy subs seats you see at Nou Camp and the like...wouldn’t knock it for free though!0 -
I’d say it’s far more tragic the ever increasing number of posters who have conversed with me at some point in a decent, civilised manner, but then are quick to turn and follow the flock, unable to think for themselves, ‘liking’ even the most tedious posts by their heroes, desperate to be one of the bois. Looks far more ‘trying to be mates’ than anything I’ve ever posted tbh.
Ah, Mr Mile...you’ve spoiled the point I was going to make.
I’ve asked, to no reply, if these messages have been shared before - I don’t think they have? So now, a year or something on from them, Magee (who I’ve no issue with) decides to share them. If it’s not just to join in and ‘be one of the bois’, then why?
I’m in no way white knighting 8mile. I have no dog in this fight. Just frustrated this whole carry on has distracted from the real issue, of course, Rodger’s Jimmy Neutron head.4 -
Magee just being used by the resident clowns on here.
‘Magee: The Clown’s Clown’ in that case?
I’m still waiting to hear if these have been shared before now...0 -
I had no idea happy hour was banned in Scotland until now.
They just banned happiness in Scotland, time of day is irrelevant.
I’ve not had any alcohol since Saturday 14th. Don’t think I’ll be drinking this weekend either. Pretty often though I do like to just unwind and get hammered. Usually it’ll be a Friday, pub after work then up to my mates. If it wasn’t for football training I would probably have gone up the pub and had a few pints watching the football tonight.0 -
Throbber will probably start by painting big cocks on his walls.
Doesn’t everyone..?2 -
What's a KD? Klingon Dagger?
I was trying to work this out as well. Best I’ve come up with is that he means CD?0 -
Just seen a fat man walking the streets in a tight Spiderman costume, almost tripping over the flapping advertising board running down his front from a multi-national pizza delivery firm.
Is this the marketing of the future that I'm witnessing with my near burned out eyes?!
We had Spiderman and another red and yellow one from a competitor vying for attention from passers by. I suspect their Universal Credit was under threat and they opted for the dignity of honest toil.
Holy shit, it’s spreading! We had a Spider-Man standing beside a roundabout (all day) the week there was an offer on (any pizza, any size £7.99 iirc).0 -
Some of these suggestions about 8mile being off his nut on here are pretty low if you ask me. As you can see from these DM's on twitter he sent me shortly before he blocked me and invented an online alias to stalk my social media and started having text conversations with himself the boy is perfectly stable.
Interesting. Have you shared these before?0 -
The Futureheads version of Hounds of Love is better than the original imo
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I said he was fast.
You said one was faster than the other. I assume one is, not sure who I’d have my money on though.
I’ll also take Billy Brown and Jim Duffy in “guess the manager” sweepstake. I’ve no idea if either even have brothers.0 -
Our first ever attempt to get a carry out was foiled by a police sting. We got a guy to buy it (the brother of a current SPFL Manager). The police were hiding outside the offy in an unmarked Hillman Imp. When they collared him he shoved the copper and ran away. He was much faster than his brother, we were all frozen to the spot and dutifully gave our details. A visit followed the next day. No formal sanction was administered and I was left without a stain on my character.
Dick and Pink Campbell imo0 -
most are more secretive now but there are known to sell it/ accept fake ID
Sounds similar to what it was like when I was underage. Quite a few of us had older brothers and sisters willing to get it, but we all knew the shops that weren’t worried about serving us. A fake ID helped. Some would believe it, some genuinely couldn’t care just wanted to tick the box. The underage testers aren’t allowed to break the law so just ask how old the kid is and it’s job done.0 -
Sorry Grazza, not sure I have much advice to give. Sounds quite a stressful time with MIL not being too well and quite a few job changes. Hopefully the new digs is the start of things settling down, can either stick at the job or find one you want to stick at. Once things settle down at that end, I’d be looking at seeing if the social side improves - if you want it to. If you and your fiancé are happy just going out together then I don’t see the issue. I don’t know her thoughts on this though, maybe socialising with family and friends are more important to her and you’d need to understand that.
Sorry I’m not much help!0 -
I have a problem with your survey.
after the question "when did you last drink excessively?", today wasn't an option so I had to pick yesterday.
Wait until tomorrow and do it1 -
if anyone has a spare minute can you fill in my survey about alcohol consumption, it will take around two minutes and will help me to avoid failing my higher modies exam, thank you! [emoji4]
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/ZV8PXZW
Done. Not enough “f**k the old firm” options for me1 -
Mind when Ben Williams tried bursting a balloon just after wee Carrick scored in the relegation party game, only to miss and have the c**t ripped out of him by all of Section N.
I’d never have minded that c***s name! Well played!0 -
I was sure there was a football podcasts thread but can’t find it...anyway;
There’s a new fitba hacks podcast with Tom English which is very good and the latest Quickly Kevin with James Acaster is really funny (they review/critique the John Sitton documentary)1 -
Rodger has gotten away with this. That fuckin heid! Yet the last few pages barely even touch on it. An initial shock but then back to other matters.
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Alcohol Consumption
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He’s having a beer watching the tv then topping himself up with wine in the kitchen while getting another beer. That’s vodka in your coffee type behaviour imo