Jarballs

Fahkin' NAWTY!

Marks and Spencer's big team found

Referee's expression at full time sums it up nicely

Even the P&B ads are trolling Dundee United now

Will call it quits with one own goal or hilarious sending off of equal value if we get you in the cups. Seriously though, great result! Just don't f**k it 6-0 or something in the return leg I obviously didn't ask politely enough

Will call it quits with one own goal or hilarious sending off of equal value if we get you in the cups. Seriously though, great result! Just don't f**k it 6-0 or something in the return leg

You're welcome lads.

Right cuntos, it seems me and my mate are driving through to Perth at 5pm for this carry-on tomorrow. Main and most important question, are the McDiarmid Park pies any good?

Just realised all of the Partick players had 'Raya' and the number 71 on their training tops, which makes me look a bit thick. Although possibly not as thick as a professional, full-time footballer offering to meet a fan in the car park for a fight after the game because he shouted "you're not laughing now"

Some boy Raya or something for Partick having a head's gone, offering a square go to a fan and saying he'll "wait for him outside" after. Blimey

Many thanks, much appreciated.

Just double-checking, we can pay at the gate tonight?

Apologies for double post, but using your website breaking down to have a dig at another team is excellent, even by Scottish football standards. I told my pal who lives in Alloa, he said he used to go to those games and there was some atmosphere, is there a big rivalry with you guys and Stirling?

I went to your website the other day to check something out, page wasn't working so I saw this and felt the need to nip in and congratulate such top-tier shithousery. Great work [emoji1433]