blackislekillie

Sorry for your loss mate. Remember the happy times and know your pal lived his or her best life with you.

Well done to Doc and the demon pitch. The Dees...a great bunch of lads.

The chin and two paws are comfortable. The rest?

Being s rescue dog and trying to adapt to my new circumstances is a very stressful experience.

Worst game of hide and seek ever.

It's comfort Jim but not as we know it.

No flowers? Run out of ornaments? Do YOU have a bare windowsill? Get a dug.

Nae sheep? Nae bother. I'll herd these ducks instead.

Lol.

FTFY. Fanny.

In all seriousness it has to be one of the worst advertising campaigns ever. "Book your holiday with us and spend two gruesome weeks with these fat c***s. You get a discount if you can resist kicking f**k out of the fat boy" c***s.

His teeth should be confiscated and Jane should have first go at booting his baws.

He'll have to apologise for it? Be made to apologise then nothing to see here! Away to f**k.

Oooft. Is that really your best comeback? Your club's manager has just outed himself as a thin skinned fraud and a sexist p***k. Another unwanted and unwelcome fool. Maybe him and Warnock could form a support group. Or maybe just a support dyad. Pair of fucking melts.

Did he actually say " good girl" at the end? What a fucking walloper.

Will Brendan blame the pitch for his team being shite?

Wee lass hasn't taken long to settle. Not the most elegant creature though.

Absolutely knackered after meeting the grandug.

Thanks for the bed dad! I'll just rest my paw on it to test the comfort before I commit.

Picked my wee pal up yesterday. An absolute sweetheart.

If the funeral is on a Saturday they better not cancel the football.

I'll do it until the end of the season.

Hopefully this is your last post on the adult forums. Tit .