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Someone told me cow manure works as well. I reckon its bull shit

Said every Saints fan 7 years ago

Week 15: St Johnstone (0-1 Aberdeen (H)) Saints can feel hard done by with the goal, but we were never going to score anyway so would have kept the Hot Potato regardless. Next up is a nice relaxing trip to the champions on Wednesday. f**k sake

And you were still on the football message boards??

I don't think so. But for the sake of this thread, aye - f**k them

Lets say Steve Brown bumped his head on the cupboard door this morning, heads in to McDiarmid and says to Callum Davidson - "you know that money we got for Kerr & McCann, lets spend it on a striker that fits the system, works hard and scores goals" Who do you go for? I'm not necessarily talking realistic shouts here, but maybe not as far as tempting Erling Haaland to #perthshire

And what percentage of these OF fans are actually "so-called fans" ?

How fucking big is their cat

Having seen a few refereeing performances recently (Nick Walsh at Hampden anyone?) this is already the case half the time

In no way am I saying I want him to leave. But I don't think I'd be devastated if he did. Which is a weird thing to say given last year, but the football this year has been nothing short of shite.

Incredible. I've heard of multi tasking but how can she sit and wander about the house at the same time?

0-1 Davidson to take Vertainen off / leave him on the bench while Kane runs about in to folk Post match interview to bemoan our lack of finishing while playing attackers out of position and being set up to not concede Dundee fans to appear in here after the game again, even though they don't care about us

I was 3-1 so thought I'd get there, then just fell apart, constant pressure from opponents meant I couldn't play basic passes, and my keeper turned to shit. Lost 4 in a row. Last year I think I would have genuinely considered spending my weekend winning 10 rivals games and trying to qualify again. Not a fucking chance though

Thought I'd try WL this weekend. Failed to qualify. What a shame

Week 14: St Johnstone (0-1 Dundee (A)) Can probably do weeks 15, 16, 17, 18... If you don't score goals you don't win games. Saints don't score goals so wont be winning any games. What a laugh eh

A very generous 9/1 we finish bottom if anyone wants to make money from misery

They wont, which is why I think it belongs in the Petty thread

Getting targeted ads for a product you have been looking at, buying that product, and continuing to get the same ads.

Week 13: St Johnstone (1-2 Hibs (H)) Might as well make it official. Hibs leave Perth with 3 points and without the Hot Potato. Can it press the opposition? Can it play Centre midfield? Saints have a very quick chance to get rid of the potato with an upcoming (its not a) derby away to Dundee. Failure to win that and they play Ross County at home on Saturday, where goals are non existent. Its all shite anyway

I bought tickets online for the Civil Service Strollers game at the weekend. Thats your level

This was a stupid idea anyway

https://www.csstrollers.com/last-chance-peterhead-scottish-cup-tickets/ Figured its £24 to go to McDiarmid Park so probably worth the extra £6 for something a little different

Fair, I wasn't meaning you but see a lot of 15 year olds on reddit/twitter etc moaning about this a lot

I don't understand the hate for the game this year tbh. I'm enjoying it more than any other recent ones, but I think its no coincidence that I am playing it a lot less and caring even less about getting every player, or ranking up in WL. The people moaning about objectives or lack of content etc are generally the ones that complete 60 day objectives in 2/3 hours. Maybe try just playing rivals for the sake of playing the game? Or god forbid, don't play for a couple of days? Often they'll say "you'll fall behind" but this is my team; which is decent enough. Lucky to pack KDB but even then he's only like 60k I think. Those moaning about a market crash are wrong as well IMO, cheaper players is great for folk who don't treat fifa like a second job