Falkirkyabass

I started a save with Falkirk with the winter update and won the championship first season. In my second season I got Darren O'Dea, Faissal El Bakhtaoui, Mark O'Hara and Danny Rodgers on PCAs and signed Blair Alston for 6.5k. We finished 8th with El Bakhtaoui getting 21 league goals. Only played 3 games of my second Premiership season and we've beaten Hamilton 2-0, lost 1-0 to Patrick and beat Celtic 3-2 at Parkhead. In off season we managed to get Ryan Christie on a PCA and bought Brophy for 100k

We should double down on our arseholes reputation created by the shiels debacle by signing Goodwillie. Maybe get a wife beater in anaw

It's trying to save you from playing as us. Thank it.

Joe McKee to two foot some horrible Fife c**t would be [emoji108]

It's actually spelt UR*

As long as his impending heart attack comes after we've won the league the big man can eat all he wants

I like it. Go full banter.

Is it safe to come out of hiding yet?

General mood when confronted by anything Falkirk related this year

Not strictly Bundesliga but I was watching the Arsenal-Koln game and their support was incredible.

*Continues to hide until we get good again*

@Falkirk Announce Ronaldo

Same with me. No matter how good my team is I can never go undefeated all season.

Lads, heard we're signing Leigh Griffiths. Trust me, I got a phone call.

Not sure the voices in your head count as a reliable source.