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If he goes to Hell, will the Devil tell him, "Let's see what you could have won!"?

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First draft of I Don't Like Mondays?

Jack Charlton did okay.

I seem to remember the 'No' campaigners telling old ladies that in an independent Scotland they wouldn't be able to watch Coronation Street.

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Been done. Nepalese royal massacre - Wikipedia

No point, you're not in my Death Pool.

Actually he was an alumnus. 'Alumni' is plural.

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And look how clarty the Leith side is compared with the Edinburgh one...

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Reminds me of the time the actor Haing S. Ngor won a BAFTA for his appearance in The Killing Fields. It was presented by Julie Walters, who when she opened the envelope admitted she didn't know how to pronounce his name. She got slated in the press, with everybody pointing out that she should damn well have learned how to pronounce it before she went on stage, given that he was on the shortlist even if nobody at that point knew he had won.

One of the reasons I hate Mothers' and Fathers' Days. One of the shopping websites which regularly sends me e-mails has given me the opportunity to opt out of Mothers' Day stuff, which I wish they would all do.

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I used to be interested in stuff like this, but no longer. You could call me an extractor fan.

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She's been on Have I Got News For You a few times and I always found her quite likeable for a Tory. Good sense of humour.

Not only appeared, but won it. But his real claim to fame was that one of the guest stars on the show was BOB CAROLGEES with SPIT THE DOG, then regulars on TISWAS.

Their money would be absolutely safe.

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Dessert spoons are what you eat your custard/creamed rice/etc. etc. with. Tablespoons are what you use when helping yourself to a communal Chinese/Indian etc. dish, transferring it from the bowl in the centre to your own plate. Each diner has his own dessert spoon, natch, while there's only the one tablespoon which everybody uses in turn.