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  1. GordonD
    Not your typical football hooligan! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39454492
  2. GordonD
    So did the Hovis advert.
  3. GordonD
    No, that's just natural.
  4. GordonD
    And of course the looks of horror on everybody else's face as they realise they're going to have to go with this!
  5. GordonD
    Do you mean when they pretend that Daphne and Niles are married, and Martin claims to be an astronaut? That was one of my favourites. Martin knows he's just making things harder for them and the look on his face is priceless.
  6. GordonD
    Wouldn't go quite that far but I do enjoy the show. One that assumes its audience are intelligent people as some of the jokes are quite highbrow. Unlike some others that rely on knob gags.
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    You'll know it's touched bottom (no Kenneth Williams pics, please) when you see a guy in formal trousers with holes in the knees.
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    The one where the woman phones her dad to tell him she's expecting triplets, but he doesn't give a toss because he's managed to get a cheap car hire. Also one along the same lines where the woman is joining one of those religious cults.
  9. GordonD
    Yes, typical over-reaction. It's a condition called man-flue.
  10. GordonD
    Cutbacks. WIWAL if you were ill you went along to your doctor's surgery and sat in the waiting room until it was your turn. These days you have to know in advance that you're going to be ill.
  11. GordonD
    Look at a calendar!
  12. GordonD
    Pics or GTF,
  13. GordonD
    2001 12 Angry Men Way Out West (Laurel and Hardy) Sons of the Desert (also Laurel and Hardy) Star Wars (the original, Episodes V and VI probably less than a dozen times) The Dambusters The Longest Day The Great Escape Kind Hearts and Coronets Whistle Down the Wind Lot of black & white films in there, which just goes to show they don't make movies like they used to.
  14. GordonD
    That beard of Craig Levine's. Reminds me of someone...
  15. GordonD
    Agreed, the final cross was rubbish!
  16. GordonD
    I once saw a guy drop an empty crisp packet out of his car window while he was waiting at the traffic lights. I handed it back to him and said, "Here, mate, you dropped this!" To be honest I'm not sure what I would have done if he got out of the car but fortunately the lights changed and he had to drive away. (And yes, he probably threw the packet out of the window again but I felt I'd made my point.)
  17. GordonD
    Good for Colin - another Brake Club member who done good! In the old days it would have been 'at Her Majesty's pleasure...'
  18. GordonD
    Well, that kind of knackers the post I was about to make about British boxers from the 1970s...
  19. GordonD
    Happened to me once in the middle of the night. I was scared to go back to sleep!
  20. GordonD
    So they don't shit in the woods after all!
  21. GordonD
    No Scots person would go into a fruit and veg aisle if they were awake...
  22. GordonD
    Burger King's latest offer - a Long Texas BBQ with free fries for £1.99 Offer ends, according to the caption, 31/04/2017. Mark your calendars - if you can.
  23. GordonD
    Perfectly valid contribution to the discussion about referees drinking in a local pub after the match...
  24. GordonD
    Jimmy Savile's favourite.
  25. GordonD
    No wonder he has his eyes shut.
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