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Posts posted by GordonD

  1. 9 hours ago, Jaggy Snake said:

    Jenny Eclair on the other hand is god awful and could easily surpass the likes of Liza Tarbuck and Judi Love as the most annoying contestant ever.

    TBF I thought that about Sarah Millican but she was okay.

  2. 1 hour ago, BFTD said:

    They need to teach these things in school. Looking Around Before Moving Studies, Walking in Single File on Pavements Theory, Advanced Not Rushing Out of Shop Doorways 101, The Pair of You Are Massively Obese and, Between You and Your Trollies, You've Cordoned Off The Entire Aisle in the Supermarket While You Discuss That Bitch Karen on the PTA...erm...Tutorial.

    Also Not Texting While You're Walking So Not Looking Where You're Going

  3. The KFC delivery one that says, "Nobody wants to see you eating KFC in your pants."

    Surely that depends on the person concerned? Fern Brady - wouldn't mind. Johnny Vegas - not so much.

  4. 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said:

    The usual lassie that does my hair has moved barbers and is now charging £25 for a skin fade and whilst although I'm affluent, is taking the piss and her second in command at the regular barbers is fully booked from 9am tomorrow until 3pm so I'll have to forgo my usual trim and wait another week.

    See the source image

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