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People who talk about "a one pence coin"

Mine is almost identical to that Well, we're on the intellectual side of the country, with no Weegie influence. Hence the expression "the wise men from the East".

A weegie and a Rangers supporter? Unheard of!

Narrowed me down too

If ever there was a phrase guaranteed to raise false expectations...

Terrible paintwork Though those jeans do look as if they're sprayed on...

Have you made it clear that you won't be going with her?

Oh, it's *that* Miriam you're talking about! Agreed, she is a national treasure. She claims to be the first person to say "f**k" on British TV - she was on University Challenge in about 1961 and got an answer wrong so muttered it under her breath and they never noticed.

This is where my prehistoric iPod comes out on top.

FTFY

That was his mum.

Always get her mixed up with Annabel Giles. Which one was married to Midge Ure?

To be fair he thought the sea was shallow since it only came up the sides of a duck by a few inches.