Spikethedee

Fairly certain that someone will be willing to offer you a fistfight for that comment... @Ludo*1

This will go one of two ways: An absolute massacre, 3-0 down by half time and McPake looking glaikit on the sidelines as per. A flukey 0-1 win, with Cummings scoring either really early or really late. No prizes for guessing where my money is going...

We need a better defence at the moment, so probably Zurab, Tosh McKinlay and George McGeachie In terms of best players to bring back full stop, then Caniggia, Nemsadze and Ketsbaia.

Jakubiak is 12/5 with McBookie to score anytime. Money in the bank imho…. Same price as Sheridan!!!

As per usual, both sets of fans trying to outdo each other as to who is the more pish and who is on a worse run of letting other teams win/score etc. However, there really is no contest here - comfortable 2-0 away win...

Can’t believe our tactic of hitting high balls to Cummings, McMullan or McGowan isn’t working tbh…

What are the rules for potatoes and playoffs??

Oh, bollocks…

£5 on Max Anderson’s first child…

Cummings has an illness according to the club site…

Tam finally seeing the light and will be supporting the mighty Dee in the semi final…

Someone had to I suppose. Not looking forward to this at all. Even if Stevie G has never won at Dens…

No idea why he brought Jakubiak on rather than McCowan, another odd choice. Sloppy play from Fontaine to give away the ball for the goal, Legzdins should have saved it and Griffiths should never have tried that ridiculous low shot from the free kick. Two pretty poor teams, especially with set pieces. We appear to be falling into the habit of playing reasonably well, not taking chances and losing sloppy goals. Some things never change…

Probably misread a supporters club flag as saying “DUFC” rather than “DAFC” and (logically) assumed they were cvnts…

We haven’t lost a game in Dundee yet this season… Would love to see McMullan, Cummings and Griffiths all playing at the top of their games, they would be almost unplayable if so. However, have a feeling that our problems will be at the other end, even without tefal playing.

Well, obviously, you’re not allowed to marry your own siblings…

Cumdog to try and prove to McPake that he doesn’t need sparky by scoring a hat trick in the first half, gets taken off at half time and sparky scores 4 in the second half. Dundee lose 8-7.

So, we’re winning the league, then???

I know there’s a lot of “excitement” to come between now and then, but is it correct that our game against the blue half of the bigot brothers is going ahead on a Saturday at 3pm?? Is it likely to get moved for tv at this late stage? Just trying to work out plans for the weeks ahead…

He’s wearing a watch in the signing photo; I presume we will get the obligatory discussion of what kind it is and what it means???

Reading the article on the club website and in 63/64, he scored 20 goals for us (5 more than Alan Cousin), but was only our fourth top scorer!! Gilzean on 52 (!), Penman on 30 and Kenny Cameron on 22… What I would give to have been around to see that team play. RIP Bobby.

It’s what I had my money on before kick off tbf.

None of this friendly rivalry pish; let’s get into these Leith junkies and give them a damn good hiding… 1-3 defeat incoming.

Rangers are willing to let us take Patterson on loan until January at least, as they see Tavernier as their main right back this season. Overheard some journalists talking about this in the pub last night. Will that do?