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Williamson "the tampon" becomes Cafu in time for our game against them? If that happens... bloody hell.

Did it, aye? We enjoyed watching your TIFO too: Thirty In, Fled 'Ome. Now shut TIFOk up.

Regardless of previous incidents, there must be a better way of accomodating a few hundred away fans who will already have been allocated an entire standalone stand to themselves that doesn't also involve blocking off a massive chunk of the main stand too. Seems bonkers, but I guess if we don't actually sell out the rest of the main stand it maybe doesn't much matter.

Falkirk TV only if you take out a subscription (£18 a month) and are 'overseas'. Otherwise I think it'll be through Montrose which is an automated camera job for £12.50.

Apologies, false alarm it seems. Both sky and BBC pinged me notifications to say it was off and the Sky app showed it too. Strange.

Apologies, false alarm it seems. Both sky and BBC pinged me notifications to say it was off and the Sky app showed it too. Strange.

Tonight's game postponed according to my phone.

Game postponed according to my phone.

I don't doubt it, but that gets to the heart of the problem. Feels like the tail wagging the dog etc, but maybe it's just a reminder of who is the dog and who is the tail.

Regardless of the merits of an early or late match, what the hell sort of freakish time is 7.40 for a kickoff? What next, afternoon games starting at 2.55? Witchcraft, I tell thee.

Is it just me - I thought Milller had run into an offside position? Not that I necessarily think that's what was going through Morrison's head. May well be wrong though. Usually am.

I'd be annoyed if I got changed for 8 seconds on the park too.

Getting some serious Catweazle vibes from Sibbald's 'tache and beard combo in the half time interview there (one for older viewers perhaps)

It was a peach of a ball in from Miller.

Formed 1876. .. allow a bit of time for recruitment from the assorted taverns and hostelries of Falkirk town... carry out rudimentary equivalent of beep tests... analyse results and devise bespoke training programmes... arrange removal of livestock from playing field... bulk buy half time woodbines and oranges etc. It seems plausible that matches may not have started until '77.