Tom Rogic

Just looking back for a second. Who actually shot Danny Waldron, did he do it himself? Did I miss that expose?

I know its long since been knocked down but, saw this old image of Pittodrie on the Celtic Wiki and it reminded me of that bizarre tiny wee stand that sat on its own between the main stand and the old beach end, a very odd looking and puzzling structure. What was the story behind that Dons fans?

Seems to have sorted himself out though, 39 goals for Celtic this season.

One of my cousins punched a drunk uncle for wanting a sing song at the his dads funeral

Racist. You cant call the French that now.

Katy Perry, delight vast numbers of people by giving up singing and embarking on a career starring in pornographic movies

Celebrities and politicians Avoid prosecution for historic sex offences against children by dying or having senile dementia

I was sparing the man. Trust you Bobby

c**t

Not quite. Kind of went like this. A poster on here who I wont name* to spare his blushes followed and friended me and wife on Twitter and Facebook, subsequently through that located my lassie on Facebook, he sent her a friend request which she accepted as most young kids do. He later sent her a message though asking to meet up for a drink or something and, when she asked me about it I informed her about how he knew me through this forum etc and, being a bit creeped out then blocked him. Not before he had lifted a photo of her doing one of those selfies which he posted here with a 'check out his daughter' type posts. I requested the mods to remove it which they did, was about 2 years ago I think. *Despite it being Philpy type behaviour it wasnt Philpy

Convince people you have the brains of a stunned fish by voting NO in an independence referendum then for the SNP at subsequent Westminster and Holyrood elections

Prevent the general public thinking you are a complete fucking toss by not being Marti Pellow

Jeremy Kyle Show guests Retain credibilty and negate results of failed lie detector tests by simply continuing to deny stealing your terminaly ill mothers jewellery and fucking your cousin Also try brushing your teeth before appearing on television