Middleton Mouse

I was out the back earlier trying to get a nice photo of my rabbits while they were out in the sun today. The pair of them were sitting on the grass so I aimed my camera, focused it, took my eye off them and took the photo. Here's the lovely picture I got... You'd think a rabbit of all things would know how to do it right.

Any of the one on my list are OK aside from the Cobbler. Ben Vorlich over Loch Earn, Ben Lomond and Ben Chonzie.

Anyone want to suggest a good walk not far from ther central belt? I've been up the following The two Ben Vorlichs Stuc a Chroin Ben Narnain Ben Ime The Cobbler Ben Ledi Ben Lomond Ben Chroinze (wron spelling) Cruach Ardrain & the one next to it I forget the name of Ben Nevis Ben Vane Half thinking of Benvane in Callander, it looks like a nice long relatively easy walk from what I remember but open to sugestions. Don't give me anything too hard though as it's been a while since I've been out.

Medicines that zap your energy, they're alright when you've nothing better to do than sleep but I was meant to be going to the cinema tonight and have a concert tomorrow night.

Workin 9-5 today despite us being closed yesterday and Monday.

Ta TM, may well just finish off the last week of the program, it'll likely piss me off if I get to week 9 of 10 then give up. I'll maybe get a book out of the library or something and have a look. Definately want to keep this up though, not seen much of a drop in weight but have went down a clothes size since Feb.

I've been doing a beginners program since Febuary (under cover of darkness) but am coming to the end of the ten weeks. Do I just increase my time/distance gradually from here I take it? Someone said to me I should aim to increase distance by 10% every week? The proram I'm doing is a bit of a pain as the very last session is running 3 mins, walking 1 ten times. I wanted to see how far I could actually run without stopping and it's about a mile and a half. I feel like I'm wasting my time a bit with the last 2 weeks of the program.

Should try getting a sleep in my flat.

We got told to make one area of our work place as warm as possible and make sure everyone got a wee 10-15mins in it every wee while. We also got to have hot drinks whenever we wanted as I remember being sent to the shop for cup a soups as I'm not keen on tea or coffee.

I got told it was 16oC after last year when our works heating was on the blink. It was 9oC most of the time and it was usually the afternoon before it got much higher than 12oC.

Actually no don't I get it now

Erm... you'll need to explain that one to me.

I was speaking to a friend a while ago and he confessed that he had signed up to a dating website. Me with my big mouth told him I'd signed up to the same one ages ago and so a few days ago I logged back on to see if I could find his entry. When I found it I used it to send him a silly message but in the time I'd done that I got a message from someone else. I mentioned in my profile that I was a Falkirk fan along with the usual "like cute fluffy animals, films and eating out" gash The message I got back was... No offens but GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN. If ur bored feel free to get in touch xxx A lesson in how not to win friends and influence people. I doubt I will ever be THAT bored. Logged off the site again pronto.

Well I am definately female, think it's the tits that give it away. The last time I wore a dress was when I was 14 and forced to do so. I don't like clothes shopping and would much rather be at a football game (yes even this season). I'm not keen on puppies or kittens but consider baby stick insects and snails to be quite cute. Rather than go out on a Friday or Saturday night I'd rather trapse about the countryside during the day getting covered in mud then coming back for a bath and watching a film. The last time I wore high heels I ended up on the bonnet of someone's car (they helpfully allowed me to hang onto the windscreen wipers and drove me very slowly over the frozen car park to where my car was). I like having big house spiders in my house (they eat the escaped crickets). I can tell you the names of all the football grounds in the SPL and First division but if one of my girlfriends asks what I think of the latest celebrity heart-throb I have to do a google image search. Even after doing so I normally still don't have a fucking clue who they are. So yeah a lady by name but not by nature.

There's no way he could be mistaken for dead with the noises he's making Close enough

Ees Nibs is still asleep, I've put the sheets over his head in the hope he stays unconcious until tea time. As for me I'm a lady so I don't do that.

For some reason I thought Patrick Cregg was called Patrick Clegg for a good while after we signed him. It was ironic that he did actually turn into a blood sucking little parasite after being with us for a while. Anyway the thing that's annoying me today is curry induced indigestion.

Apple lucozade with added apple sourz. It's not bad but not as good as I'd hoped.

Can't stop saying f**k now

aye ok

Well they can go fucking f**k themselves. Falkirk must be the only place with junctions that it's impossible to get out of without someone slowing up to let you out.

Because I'm fucking nice.

When you slow down to let someone out at a junction, flash your lights then realise the stupid thick twats aren't looking.

Steven: Heh Me: What's up? Steven: You don't want to know Me: Have you farted? Steven: No... worse Me: Shat yourself? Steven: Worse Me: You've pissed AND shat yourself? Steven: No St.Mirren are 1-0 up Me: *************

Really? Did you have a bad experience with them? Were you in a lift when some rabbits burrowed in and started nibbling at your cape and everything?