Middleton Mouse

How long does jelly take to set?

I think I'd cry as well and that's without hormones.

I had no idea you could get such a huge variety of prams.

I f***ing hate gardening.

It's definately not that! Not unless I seriously mucked up my timing

Feel really sick this morning, don't want to go to work but don't want to phone in either.

Is info on a company run by a sole proprietor likely to be available on the companies house website? Every source I've read says that they do not need to submit info to it so I was wondering where I could find info on such a company if indeed I could at all.

See when you chop fresh hot chillies and get the juice on your fingers, is there are sure fire way of getting if off? It seems no matter how much I wash my hands afterwards my fingers still sting a bit because of the juice and if I get it in a sensitive place like my eyes it hurts like feck even after about 20 washes.

Roly's gonnae get ye! Are you Bishop Brennan in disguise!

Funny bunny! My wee bun is on Dissaproving rabbits just now, he also does not approve of this.

Thought anyone interested in wildlife might like these wee vid clips I took at Chanonry point in Fortrose last week as we went there to camp and do some wildlife spotting. This one is off a dolphin leaping out of the water further out. He seemed to be having a fun time. We walked back along the beach at night and there was 2-3 dolphins there again. This vid shows how close they come in to the beach

spam emails... No I fucking don't! Leave me alone with your long thick peni please!

That's the last time I ever take her to the pictures. What a load of dross that was.

They're pretty gash now from what I've read, I was advised to steer clear of them when I got a hamster. We had a Freddy2 rat cage for our syrian hamster and we have an indoor guinea pig cage thing for our wee robbo hamster.

Said I'd take my wee cousin to the pictures for her birthday today and after ringing her mum apparently the only film she really wants to see is the latest twilight film. She's 9 ffs, have weans got no taste now? I was hoping she'd want to see Toy Story or Shrek. Royal Bank of Scotland have fecked up with my new debit card PIN as well. Twice now I have asked them to send a new PIN and twice it hasn't arrived in 2 weeks. After visiting the branch a third time last week I got a PIN through the post yesterday which is for a debit card ending in a given number. Problem is I have no debit card ending with said number and after trying it out of curiosity the damn thing doesn't work. How can they constantly f**k up something so simple?!

Bloody orange walk going past work just now which means we'll get all the scummies in later.

Hopefully then the other pussy has been done, the world does not need any more pussies!

Hope you've had your pussy done!

At least they're looked after then, I don't think I'd want to drive again if I'd run someone over even if they had jumped in front of me.

It's the driver of the train I always felt the most sympathy for. Soon as they see someone they're bound to know what's going to happen.

That used to happen to me all the time when I was going up and down to Oxford for uni. Normally we got an announcement saying there had been an "incident" which would later be replaced with "fatality", I think it happened 3 times in my time down south. One time I missed a connecting train and had to get a taxi from Birmingham to Oxford. Not a nice experience in the slightest. I wasn't able to use the bathroom while the train was stopped so I spent all of the taxi ride desperately trying not to wet myself.

Can I put this stuff in my brown wheelie? http://www.gjwtitmuss.co.uk/horse-bedding/pid2810/cid358/northern-crop-driers-megazorb-bedding-85-litres.asp?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=pricecomp&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping It's a wood pulp based pet bedding.

Went in to pay off a bit of my credit card bill and was told my card hadn't been activated despite the fact I've used it twice. Apparently they can't deal with the problem at the branch and I have to ring up the credit card hotline. Why do things like this have to be so ****ing complicated.

I was thinking it was vodka actually.

Away you go ya old fud I was going to send the lad a Private message. ...once I remember what I was I put in the water to make the damn things hatch.