Troy the gardener

Holly Hamilton - BBC Sport news presenter! an Irish wid so she is!

Pish advert = Tena

Modern Family now the kids have grown up just it’s just not that funny anymore. Thankfully it finishes next year.

Heeded advice and stayed home today, so walked up to the top shop to see if they had any milk and bread, nae joy of course! But some cheese merchant was giving the bad patter about it being the worst March since records began. He must have said this 10 times in a minute and if I wasn’t a pussy I would’ve told him “that’s plenty”. anyway good day playing in the park with the wee guy, which was nice.

Yes! So glad someone else has seen this, she does my head in the lazy b! Other adverts that annoy me the now are all the webuyanycar ones, moneysupermarket, Go Compare and Confused.com (only coz Corden's a p***k!). Makes me wonder if these companies basically think car drivers are wankers so we'll advertise like that so they relate? Well, i'm a car driver, but not a w****r, so don't provide any of the above with my money.

I heard hash browns is a better choice Philpy ;-D

Watching Andy Murray and listening to the wife and father in-law moan every time he doesn't win a point.