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Anyone know what Maitland's been up to for the past few years? Until he was bad, he wasn't bad.

aye, whor's yer big marker noo, ya bass?

brilliant! one of the most dramatic matches I've seen.

Sid's new word -- perpendicular, which he defines as being "the opposite of horizontal." Competition for "vertical" then. What a nobend.

It must've been there or thereabouts at the end. Unless I was seeing things, I'm pretty sure he was on 111+ for a bit.

An unbelievable performance from Taylor. Battered Jenkins into the ground. Picked up £65 ... would've been double that if Taylor had taken one of his four chances in the penultimate leg. Acht well.

Got money on Jenkins to get between 3 - 6 legs. Looking quite good money at the minute, probably at the lower end of that range.

I'd love Tucker to win, but once he starts mafting it's Phil all the way, isn't it.

In the Premier League, the week after King threw over the top of Taylor, Taylor said they didn't have a problem with each other. There was a real rivalry for a maximum of seven days.

I'm still trying to nail One by Metallica but it feels great playing it. Listening to Pink Cigarette by Mr Bungle