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You shouldn't talk about Mrs Nut like that

A rhetorical questions I assume?

They'd look great with this jaiket -

I regret nothing

Whenever someone says it isn't a Ponzi scheme it's a Ponzi scheme.

Funnily enough that was my granny's

Genuinely have no interest in choosing songs, or indeed anything related to my own funeral. I will make sure there is enough cash to see me off with a decent do and leave the details to those organising it. It's likely I'll die where I am now so that will include a two-week wake with plenty of drinking and eating and gambling. I'll be sorry to miss it to be honest.

I would hope so, otherwise that's just perverted.

Any foul odours in the air?

I've had a few birds shite on my car but never a 7' 3" Scotsman!

F*****g scandalous!

I don't know how much it costs to light a Christmas tree but your classmate's dad would need to be a multi-millionaire to keep a Christmas tree lit for 4 months nowadays!

Here they say the Ber months so decorations start to appear in September. Not everywhere, but probably 5-10% of folk follows this as well as all the shopping centres. By now it's up to about 50% so we're not the minority yet but by Monday would be if I don't get in my preemptive strike! My young lad is 10 but hasn't really pestered us and gets bored after half an hour putting them up.

It's that time of year again. I've managed again to hold off until today putting up the Christmas tree and decorations but as we're already behind the neighbours I have to concede and get on with it. I actually love Christmas and don't even mind putting the stuff up but it's getting started that's the hardest part.