hk blues

Do you mean 8 different alarm clocks/devices? If so, absolute lunatic behaviour. If not, still absolute lunatic behaviour.

Condoms - I wear 2 at a time

I had a girlfriend who was a bit slow too!

I'd take that deal - save 1.3m Euros in return for a sentence I'd not have to serve.

I reckon he's trying to push you out the door!

Cleaner?

Statutory is 2 years or more for redundancy pay, I think. Notice is 12 weeks IIRC.

2+2=5 Which part of Arabian are you from?

That just isn't true though, is it?

It wasn't about me. I am in the Philippines. Good try but a massive fail. Minter.

I can see I underestimated you

I am nothing if not nonchalant

You even counted the shots on target - that's some dedication for a reserve match

Gotta say how impressed I am by the Utd fans dedication to their club stretching to giving a blow-by-blow account of a reserve game - I look forward to reading about their next game!

Only grammar class...