Mortar Bored

Ok, fair enough. Soz. I just can't imagine being a mannequin in a safety wear company is a good career choice.

Unless you are a mannequin in a shop window, there is surely some point in the day you could have sorted this?

What is? I'm off MSM, please do tell?

No, he's from twoprovedick.

Reported for being a flagellist. Edited for reasons of beer.

Skiddy & throbs live off each other,

Wife or Jacuzzi?

He would have been an excellent writer of "kitchen sink dramas" in the 50's. An expert eye for drudgery.

Throbber is by far and away the most amusing poster on P&B. It's the mundaneness of his day to day life that cracks me up. Might be my sense of humour, but his smoothie maker dilemma had me in stitches.

I'm bloody delighted that Gunther has a jacuzzi / paddling pool with resident Hippo in his garden. Almost every post screams "look at me"! Other than that he seems like a good c**t and has started a very #dece thread on the travel forum. Gunther if you are viewing, cheap flights from Glasgow - Goa in late September?

This. There has been a major decrease of personal responsibility in my lifetime, sometimes, shit happens because the person involved was irresponsible / made a mistake. But no no no, it's always somebody else's fault.

Like Ally McCoist when he was at Sevco?

Just like the natural occurring Uranium just under the surface of planet earth?

You just know there is absolutely no chance they reside in Barcelona. Barrhead mibbe?

Wave energy research is being carried out in poor parts of Africa by testing near Hippo colonies due to the wave effect of their vegetarian diets and digestive systems.

There is one in Dubai where the arsehile is rolling right up to the edge on one of those stupid hoverboards, turns my stomach. In general the Russian ones are the worst.

No Eugene "the bear" Thundercunt

^^^ Trying to make Throbber feel better about himself, type post.

No, no I'm not Peter Sutcliffe, I'm Dennis Neilsen

Are you Anders Breivik?

I normally reply, " yes, yes, I have been, just this morning I sharted, if you can help me claim, I'd be very interested" They hang up.

Me too, started off liking the one-day stuff, then the 5 day tests, got to say I'm not massively keen on the 20 over format. I like the strategy rather than batting it out of the park.

Who are the forum hardmen? I'd like to know so I can avoid any conflict with them.

Ah, the voice of experience.

I've ridden an ostrich, in a race, in South Africa, & we won! I'm proud to say it's the first time a bird of mine has come first.