Taxman

Johnstone Burgh will be playing their outstanding games next season at this rate lol

No game this Saturday. Next match 14/03/20 v St. Anthony (A) 14.00 KO

Going off at a slight tangent, Goblin Works Garage is pretty good & it has the gorgeous Helen Stanley as resident eye candy.

Hilda Ogden v Dot Cotton

The advert for Amazon about it being such a great place to work - aye right. Hate it with a passion,

Rorke's Drift Waterloo Trafalgar Britain 1st Mannasas (Bull Run)

For those of a Yoker persuasion, the Whe Ho played a friendly last night against Kirkintilloch Rob Roy. The result was 1-3 but the Who Ho more than held their own against Premiership opponents and went 1-0 ahead at half-time having outplayed Kirkie for most of the half. However, KRR had 9 subs, we had 4 including a goalie so we basically ran out of steam against a fresh Kirkie team in the second half, the ref sticking to the rule book & refusing to let both teams rotate players as the game progressed, much to our disadvantage. However, it was a useful exercise for both teams, Kirkie not having played for four weeks & the Whe Ho with a potentially difficult away match at Muirkirk on Saturday.

Thanks for the explanation Kennie but we appear to be missing a fixture, Johnstone Burgh away which was cancelled earlier in the season? Since we have free Saturdays after March 21st could one of them not be utilised?

Series 7 started two weeks ago, usual time slots on BBC4

Series 7 started two weeks ago, usual time slots on BBC4.

Twisted Thistle IPA - Belhaven East Coast IPA - Greene King Seven Giraffes - Williams Brothers Joker IPA - Williams Brothers Mena Brea

Arthur will get his c*nt kicked in.

Disappointing 1-1 draw at Vale of Leven Last night. Yoker were on top for most of the game especially the second half against 10 men (Vale No.10 sent off 35mins after he had scored a peach with Vales only shot of the first half on 25mins). The Whe Ho should have been out sight in the second half but squandered chance after chance, even missed a penalty again!!!!! Cree made amends by scoring the equaliser with 15 to go but we couldn't get a winner.

Many thanks to Bert at Lugar Boswell for finding the two training balls we lost when we were down there recently, we never realised they were lost until later on that week.

Drawn away to Neilston, 1st Round Scottish Junior Cup 14/09/19 2.30pm KO. If we win that then at home to Forth Wanderers in 2nd Round 28/09/19 2.30pm KO

Good day out at Lugar Boswell Thistle on Saturday, looking forward to many more away trips this season.

Come Wanking - The Kinks Wanking The Night Away - The Motors Sabre w**k - ????? (cannae remember the group but it's an instrumental) I'm In The Mood For Wanking - The Nolans He's The Greatest w****r - Sister Sledge

The Whe Ho were totally dominant from start to finish, great all-round team performance. We now have a Facebook page & after every game there a fairly in-depth report on that days game. I'm not a betting man but the last odds I saw had us at 3-1 for the league with Vale of Clyde out at 9-2.

Not heard anything about that but he will be more involved in coaching Celtic Ladies so may not make training nights.

Including the 7 mentioned above & in no particular order: Liam Campbell Hashim Cole Gary Bissland David Crerand Christopher Scott Daniel Cawley Ross McDonald Greg Cree Greg McBride George Thomson Conor McGregor Steven Howie Andy Campbell Greg Maitland Grant Gaddi Jamie Waddell Ryan Hynes (possible re-signing) Co-Managers - Peter McKenna & Tommy Montgomery Coaches - Sam Meikle & Gordon Robertson

Probably anyone from any sort of Reality TV show, e.g. Towie. Surely there must be more to life than sh*te like that?

This season's fixtures (1st half of it anyway): Sectional League Cup Group 9 27/07/19 - Vale of Clyde (h) 29/07/19 - Clydebank (a) 31/07/19 - Vale of Leven (h) All 6.30pm KOs League 2 03/08/19 - Lugar Boswell Thistle (a) 07/08/19 - Vale of Clyde (h) - 6.30pm 10/08/19 - Newmains Utd (a) 17/08/19 - Maybole (h) 24/07/19 - Muirkirk (h) 31/08/19 - Johnstone Burgh (a) 07/09/19 - Thorniewood Utd (h) 14/09/19 - Ardeer Thistle (a) 21/09/18 - No game (only 15 teams in this league) 05/10/19 - Saltcoats Victoria (a) 12/10/19 - Ashfield (a) 19/10/19 - Forth Wanderers (a) 26/10/19 - Annbank Utd - (h) 02/11/19 - Saint Anthonys (h) 16/11/19 - Lugar Boswell Thistle (h) 23/11/19 - Vale of Clyde (a) 30/11/19 - Newmains Utd - (h) 07/12/19 - Maybole (a) 14/12/19 - Vale of Leven (h) 21/12/19 - Muirkirk (a) 28/12/19 Johnstone Burgh (h) All 2.00pm KOs

Apart from the above....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I've had Wouldn't It Be Nice by the Beach Boys for a couple of days now, I think it's used in an advert but what the ad is I've no idea.

Seven new players now signed: Darren Fitzpatrick & Kieran Armstrong formerly of Southside Amateurs Ryan McCreath & Nathan Kavanagh formerly of Kilbirnie Ladeside Ryan McLaren formerly of Arthurlie Scott Gallagher formerly of Vale of Leven David McGrath formerly of Harmony Row U21s Two friendlies lined up so far: 13/07/19 v Clydebank to formally open the Holm Park Community Football Academy 20/07/19 v Renfrew at New Western Park