ThirdrockfromtheSon

Boo all you want. Only reason I got the Panthers top was because my name was on the back, and they didn't have a black and gold top with my name in the Florida shop I got it in. I actually got stopped by an excited woman in a shopping mall who declared she "was a Panthers fan too". I fair burst her bubble when I told her why I got the top in the first place.

Pity I couldn't get to a Bookie to put my house on Stranraer v Sons being the draw. It's one of Moses' Ten Commandments, you know.

I've got a Carolina Panthers football top you could use, if you like. It's so big you can get two of me in it, and you know how slim I am (not). Only problem with it that it's got my name on it, not Sons'r'us. anyhow, if you're still playing fives, how come your tops don't fit? You should be as fat as a greyhound.

Our highest goal scorer in the League matches is a Defender. That's got to be a very unusual statistic.

Aye. John Leino.

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you.

Ach, and here was me thinking you had fat finger trouble. I only asked in case you made a mistake. Enjoy your petty tit for tat tussle, then. Act like a tit, I'll treat you like one as well. Just like everyone else seems to do.

Messi is en-route as I type.

Why did you give the Snudge a red dot for that clip? If you hit the wrong button in error, you can now reverse it.

Agree with others about Brown. Not the worst goalie I've ever seen, but he just goes through the motions. He has no fire in his belly, and although he might just see his contract out on the bench (I hope), at least if he's stuck on the bench, he's not leaking goals like a sieve leaks water.

When you meet each other, you'll be astounded that you are each other's Doppelgänger. The Hoff meets the Hulk.

Aye, you did. It was classic all right. Classic shite. If you'd opted to take your child to that one, it would have been a punishment for being a bad kid.

I had similar thoughts. Shite game on a shite pitch by two shite teams, one being slightly more shittier than the other, in a shite ground with shite weather. Worst of all, it absolutely pelted down with rain just after full time. Bankies deserved to win. Nobody in a Sons jersey really got my hopes up. Hoof ball a lot of the time, and more misplaced passes than I could count.We're destined for a sixth place finish in the Championship........... Wouldn't have taken anyone from that pile of shite. Did I mention shite anywhere in my rant? (edited to add two missing words)

So that's what you look like. I'll recognise you at the games now.

He is, indeed.

Nope, I won't be there. The manager seems to be treating this competition as a training exercise, so will I. Looking forward to the season, though, despite the doommongers and naysayers on here. i'm with SonofaBankie. We've beaten the odds for four years. What's another year.........?!

Sons Fan and I were two of the "crowd" that night. We hadn't even planked our erses on the seat when young Donald stepped up after 19 seconds to save us the hassle of sitting down.

Reminiscent of Beanie and Kane (second loan spell) IMO

Your version - written by a fan and pretty well-written too, as expected of a blogger/aspiring journalist (ITK etc etc). The newspaper version - flung together by a drunken tabloid scribbler. Typical poorly-written shite by a lazy hack.

And I'd bet he'd still score more goals than Duggan and Brophy combined if he still played for us.

Can I please try to sum up your post.........f**k Brabco. Anyone who hides behind Brabco, no matter who they are, are c***s. Real football fans don't need to hide. You've taken a pounding of late. I support your post on this occasion.

Me neither. Who, in their right mind, would prefer paying an additional £70-80 plus travel and food etc, just to fend off relegation? f**k that!

Quite likely. Maybe turn up in Apache Country with my Arabs-supporting mate (formerly of the Vale, Dalmuir and now Paisley) just to give It an international flavour. And as long as my sat nav can find the way on such a long, complex journey............

Don't you worry, I'm always around to remind you of your past. Only kidding, we who sit with you are delighted you turned the other (erse) cheek. As you know, I'm currently trying the same with Thirdrock Jnr.

Cheers Buster, all the best. You've done us proud. No' sure if I like the sound of your replacements, though. Are they Tinkers?