ThirdrockfromtheSon

And? That's a huge number of views. Still don't see the funny bit. Can you try and explain it to me?

What's funny about that?

I have to laugh. On the games where we got a single goal, the Scorers are listed instead of the Scorer. Puts a positive spin on what was a dreadful run of results.

IIRC We had 12,500 at the Killie game, and 10,000 at the Partick game.

I sent you a pm SoAB, to show you how to do a pm.

Comment 1 :- very cleverly put. Comment 2:- After so many years of following our Club, I'd say you know plenty, IMHO.

Alloa will regress. St.Mirren will progress. Morton to continue with their poor record against Saints.Sons to finish eighth (slightly off-topic but wishful thinking). Good luck to him, in what could be a difficult managerial position. I doubt though, that he'll make such a ham fist of it as his two predecessors.

He was indeed!

Are you not getting him mixed up with Colin McNair?

Where does it say "designed"?

I'm sure they will. It's a real shame about the awful backdrop in that photograph. And where exactly is "Specially Street" near Ibrox? I can't find it on Google Maps.

Last time I checked, the expression on Sutton's face is the same one that's on The Naitch's avatar (Morton fan, IIRC)

Apparently he manages a Junior team, but I'm unsure which one. One of my Morton-following work colleagues told me this. i have no idea what he does for full time employment. Perhaps he's moved on from my earlier comment and maybe now he resets stolen cars nowadays........ ETA-his Wiki page gives no clues as to what he does.

A quip from some Morton fans at Boghead: "Hey Boydy, away back tae stealin' motors", after he'd just missed a shot at goal. Classy..........

Or wartime Geman Deutschmarks?

We have this internationally renowned goalkeeper called Mark Brown, who I am sure would do a great job for you. On second thoughts, I actually like Alloa and wouldn't sully their good reputation by offering that wage thief to them.

And with dross like that in the team, nae wonder we're never in the top 4...............

Send me a PM. I may have a spare.

Great! 30 minutes early as well. Still time to get Messi in.......... . Admittedly, I didn't have a great deal of faith that the Stanton article was for real, but I'm glad I got it wrong.

Nowt on the Official Site yet. Tabloid chitter chatter maybe? Maybe we'll find out at 10.57............. Not ITK

I suspect he's tried but failed to get one or two in. Anyone we get on the last day of the window might be desperation or genius. My money would be on the former.

Because I just decided to choo choo choose that town . It was the first town in Tnn that I noticed, and then noticed another eight miles away, then did the maths ETA. I could also have used Murfreesboro to Walterhill as my reference points. 8.1 miles apart

You're from Tennessee. Chattanooga is in Tennessee. East Ridge is 8 miles away. Google maps is my friend!

Your credibility has just went down the stank. You obviously believe the shite that those two Hibs p***ks made up. Shame on you.

It's five times the distance from East Ridge to Chatanooga. (41 miles) ETA I can't go today as Thirdrock Jnr and I will be partaking in much alcohol and going to see Biffy Clyro in Glasgow.