Antlion

They’re hardly going to like “the help” talking to them during a game, even if he is on his knees refreshing their drinks.

As you’re so fond of pedantry, “Britain” doesn’t have any parties at all, as “Britain” isn’t a political entity or a country or a state - your point therefore is meaningless.

On an unrelated note, I spotted this house reported on in an article about graffiti in leafy South Bucks. Pure coincidence, I’m sure.

Does that adequately compensate for a complete lack of actual human contact, out of interest?

The UK Nat fruitloop contingent seem to prefer Ireland not to be spoken of at all. Like Brexit, it kind of makes a mockery of their vote no borders schtick. Borders are apparently good (and ideally policed by machine guns primed to fire on immigrants) if the UK draws and controls them.

It’s almost like he’s not the well-rounded success story he makes out. I mean, do middle-aged success stories, surrounded by loving successful friends and terribly successful families, resort to this:

I wouldn’t go there. Aside from supporting a state that arbitrarily drew an international border across Ireland, the only time he’s capable of even acknowledging the country’s existence is when he occasionally demands the Irish be forcefully repatriated under UK rule. That’s the extremist mentality you’re dealing with, I’m afraid. It would make Johnson and Farage balk.

I really doubt the pittance raked in from washing glasses in a golf club bar is contributing much in the way of taxation.

Sadly you only find imaginary friends, family, and success at the bottom of a bottle.

You you support a government and state that insists on bisecting Ireland with an international border. It’s almost like you’re the “cretin”.

Does the UK have to manufacture grievances to maximise the differences north and south of the border it operates in Ireland?

This kind of rank garbage debases this forum, decency, and humanity.

I’m surprised (not really) that backers of Brexit Britain still think they have any right to call themselves “unionists”.

George Ezra, a singer best known for just saying the irritating lyrics of his songs in Eeyore’s voice.

Well I’m sure they were until you arrived, cap in hand…

The SNP will I’m sure welcome this from Jimmy, given his record of predictions.

I’ll assume this is what you meant. And you’re right.

Like the ones who enforce that on Ireland and whom you still loyally vote for?

When I tire of being served platefuls of shite, I definitely look forward to being served more shite - but spray-painted beige.

That’s not fair. Blair had charisma and a personality (manufactured, admittedly). Starmer is a nothing focused only on getting the keys to Number 10 - not so he can do anything with them, but so he can claim a win for sensible right-wing politics: the kind your average Daily Mail reader will love.

Yet you worship a state that operates a partition in Ireland. Odd, that.

I’m sure he remembers those well. He helped draft the Malleus Maleficarum.

Get it right: daft, empty-headed Natwits. It’s the kind of stirring wit and repartee that most successful older gentlemen, surrounded by high-flying and loving family members, find themselves sharing with strangers on a football forum every single weekend night.

Be fair - he has several tricks, to be wheeled out nightly each lonely weekend: Natters! Scotchnats! Partition is daft (don’t ask me about Ireland) because Eymouth! I’m a massive success, you know - done it all! Scotchnats! iJock. Bloody Scotchnats! Daft wee jock Scotchnats - they’re all the same. Everyone’s a bigot but me.

“Britain” can’t complain about being partitioned as long as it’s a partitionist state.